7 Ways to Annoy a Flight Attendant

[NetjetsFalcon]

Pleased to please. Smooches. (Was that too gay?)

Glad we could finally kiss and make up. I hate when we fight!

 

[samballs]

I can think of more than 7 things flight atts do to anoy everyone else on the plane

 

[bunman45]

Fart while she's giving you a rusty trombone.

 

[wms]

I can think of more than 7 things flight atts do to anoy everyone else on the plane

Or the one thing they don't do...Their job.

 

[splatt]

have trouble squeezing through the entrance cabin door.

 

[Hawkered]

Or down the aisle, when we're sitting in an aisle seat.

The FAA should really get involved in this one. How on earth are some of these people supposed to help anyone in an emergency evacuation?

 

[PHXFLYR]

Honey, I went to NJA...I LEFT NJA; turns out I didn't want to "Show Up, Shut Up and Serve." Since I see you're on the Sleezy you're at least 4 years in (I know, the CBA requires only 12 months, but since 3 of the last 4 hires either quit, were fired or couldn't get off IOE (after 8 months!)...who's left?)...and bully for you.

Let's put it this way: I take pride in ME. I'm more than a job, and more than an over-paid, under appreciated 10 seat sittin', GV wishin', EZ bitchin' prima dona...I'm a COMMERCIAL Flight Attendant who can, and does, out serve your a$$ any day.

Next!

That and $1.85 will get you a cup of Starbucks in the morning....


PHXFLYR

 

[Fugawe]

How to annoy a FA?

Simple....ask them to work.

 

[flyboyzii]

That and $1.85 will get you a cup of Starbucks in the morning....


PHXFLYR

You can get a cup of Joe at Starbucks for $1.85

I drink "potable" coffee (airplane coffee) that way I save $1.85 each cup

 

[PHXFLYR]

Your are a brave soul. You ever see what sits at the bottom of those coffee urns ??

PHXFLYR