3 Things An F/O Is Allowed To Say...

[Frank Bama]

1. Yes Captain
2. You're Right Captain
3. And I'll Take The Fat One.

 

[Best on a Camel]

Please not this thread again.

 

[FracCapt]

1. Yes Captain
2. You're Right Captain
3. And I'll Take The Fat One.

There is a #4..... Let me buy you a beer, Captain!

 

[Ailerongirl]

#5: Quit posting tired threads Captain

 

[mar]

Things favorite Capts have said to me:

1) Gear up, Flaps up, Shut up.

2) Every thing on this side of the panel is mine. And everything on your side of the panel, well, that's mine too.

My personal favorite: "You can do anything you want as long as you brief it."

Hang on.

 

[VNugget]

Is this related to the only 3 things that a wingman is allowed to say?

1) Roger
2) Two
3) Lead, you're on fire

 

[T-Gates]

Stupid FO tricks....

2) Every thing on this side of the panel is mine. And everything on your side of the panel, well, that's mine too.

Even better is an FO that tells the captain "Theese switches are mine, not yours....."

 

[FN FAL]

1. Yes Captain
2. You're Right Captain
3. And I'll Take The Fat One.

4. What's that cat dooin up in that tree?

 

[HAZ-MAT]

4. What's that cat dooin up in that tree?

5. Why's it burn when I pee?

 

[Rez O. Lewshun]

1. Yes Captain
2. You're Right Captain
3. And I'll Take The Fat One.

First three questions to my Captain...

1. Are you any good? Am I going to have to carry you?
2. Make your own PA annoucements Super Chief
3. I get paid either way you run the/your cockpit....

 

[bigD]

6. How's your wife and my kids?

 

[CaptRob]

Whatever happened to...

1) clear right,
2) nice landing,
3) the previously mentioned fat one...

 

[minitour]

6. How's your wife and my kids?

LMAO
Love it!

How bout:

"Got any naked pictures of your wife?.....Want some?"

 

[FN FAL]

8. "Got any naked pictures of your wife?.....Want some?"

9. "Hey captain, isn't that your third ex-wife's daughter jumping up and down on your BENZO?"

 

[singlespeed]

1. clear right
2. your right
3. and I'll take the fat chick

 

[wmuflyguy]

1)Good landing sir
2)It must have been a gust sir
3)I got this round sir

 

[FN FAL]

1. Yes Captain
2. You're Right Captain
3. And I'll Take The Fat One.

4.
5.
6.
7.
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9.
and the numbah ten things co-pilot's say to captains...

Quit telling me that if you would have spent five bucks more in the whore house, I would have been oriental!

 

[Publishers]

Good Bye, Good bye, Good bye,, have a nice day, Good bye good bye a hundred times or so.

 

[turpentyine]

i am gonna write these down and practice them in front of the mirror in case i ever make it to copilot

 

[list2002]

"What part of you ain't flyin this mutha f-ing airplane don't you understand"

-SnoopDogg Soulplane

 

[350DRIVER]

The best one I have heard that an old time captain used while flying with a newly minted wet behind the ears young buck..


1) Sit there with your hands under your @ss, don't speak unless spoken to, and please whatever you do - > do not touch another g0d danm thing in this airplane, ok?.

I guess the f.o. didn't say another single word the entire trip.

3 5 0

 

[GravityHater]

\Sit there with your hands under your @ss, don't speak unless spoken to, and please whatever you do - > do not touch another g0d danm thing in this airplane, ok?.

Sounds like 1960's style CRM!

 

[IP076]

Is this related to the only 3 things that a wingman is allowed to say?

1) Roger
2) Two
3) Lead, you're on fire

I think its actually:

Bite onto the wing and dont say anything other than:

1) Two
2) Bingo
3) Lead, your aircraft is on fire

 

[Thedude]

And Captain...if you ever do that again, I am gonna punch you in the neck.

 

[FN FAL]

And Captain...if you ever do that again, I am gonna punch you in the neck.

Yea, that'll stop that "how can you tell if your co-pilot is gay?" genre of jokes!