A search and rescue dummy?
Please, let's be sensitive! Can you not see the man is a future Rhoads Scholar? After all, he brings us...
I could care less about how big of a fat slob rat you are! Like I said your to scared (chicken poo) to say anything to my face when presented the opportunity.
Clearly a rocket scientist (and apparently an English major), let's not forget that "dummy" may not be applicable or correct. I submit that instead, we substitute the more suitable phrase "mindless semi-organic organism of questionable origin" in it's place, out of respect to His Mindlessness.
When he's concluded reinventing Title 14 of the Code of Federal Regulations, wherein he will allow recruitment of private pilots for hire or compensation (so long as they're instrument rated, of course), he will be leading the charge to regail us with his tales of adventure, bouts of adulterous indiscretions, and more goofy looking pictures in the gumby suit. Following a well deserved rest, he will proceed to insult a few more states, pronounce judgement on Hawaii again, and probably challenge me to a fight by the flagpole. After that it will be recess, and we'll have to wait while he goes outside and plays kickball.
Now, back to His Mindlessly scheduled drivel...
