Funny SWA Kernal Clip

[Sandhawk]

http://www.xtranormal.com/xtraplayr/13404616/meet-the-new-fo

 

[SpaceShipEarth]

+1...

 

[waveflyer]

That's f^cking funny- Love it

 

[737lj]

Outstanding! Spot on!

 

[texman]

Lmao!

 

[RLAblows]

Logbook........Logbook..........Logbook....

Classic!

 

[CA1900]

"How can there be so many of you when it's impossible to reproduce that way?"

Bwahahahaha... :laugh:

 

[beytzim]

i'm phx based. I see this almost every week

 

[Sandhawk]

i'm phx based. I see this almost every week

Would that be the infamous "Luke Mafia" ?

 

[CaptainSpaz]

ROFLMAO... and crying a bit, too.

 

[Mud Eagle]

No self-respecting fighter guy would get hung up on checklist verbiage.

 

[shagadelic]

No self-respecting fighter guy would get hung up on checklist verbiage.

I flew with an FO who still wouldn't say "box". He would load the "container". I was embarrassed for him....

 

[texman]

Usually no matter what background that person is from, I usually will start making fun of thier arrogance/cockyness. Then they stop because they realize they are being made fun of. If they continue this means they have a real insecurity about them.

 

[GoodTimes]

"No self-respecting fighter guy would get hung up on checklist verbiage."


Don't know about self-respecting, but I can tell you they're self-absorbed. And besides themselves, they get hung up on way more than just checklist verbiage. It's, honestly, the worst part about the job.

 

[waveflyer]

Even the annoying, cocky, or d-bag ones who feel they're better than me.
On memorial day halfway complete with midnight scotch-

To all who served: thank you so much for that service. God bless.

 

[Lear70]

OK, I don't care who you are, that's funny...

Thank God we don't have any like this at AirTran. Granted, some guys are easier to fly with than others, but no one quite this *ahem* anal.

And yes, definitely a day to remember those "who gave the ultimate last, full measure". My favorite saying on the war memorial in Nashville, "America is proud to shed her blood and her might for the principles which gave her birth and the freedom which she has enjoyed." Says it all.

 

[Mud Eagle]

Usually no matter what background that person is from, I usually will start making fun of thier arrogance/cockyness. Then they stop because they realize they are being made fun of. If they continue this means they have a real insecurity about them.

Strong. Sarcasm and ridicule are cornerstones of aviation that are being lost, unfortunately.

 

[dicko]

Sarcasm and ridicule are cornerstones of aviation that are being lost, unfortunately.

Oh yea of little faith. Thankfully they remain alive and well here.

 

[beytzim]

To the trannies, this is mainly a PHX thing as the Luke mafia is huge here. You know when you fly with one of these guys when they have an f-16 pin, they ask you what you did before coming here, and can not go more than 15 minutes without talking about the Academy or AF. About half the guys in PHX are like this. No $hit.

They will always start the trip by saying "I fly by the book". Right...

 

[Lear70]

They will always start the trip by saying "I fly by the book". Right...

It has long been my experience that when you hear that from someone, they REALLY mean "I fly by the book, except when I don't want to, but I expect YOU to fly by the book 100% of the time so I don't have to really pay attention to what you're doing."

It has also been my experience that, when you hear this, it's going to be a slam-click kind of trip.

 

[Kharma Police]

To the trannies, this is mainly a PHX thing as the Luke mafia is huge here. You know when you fly with one of these guys when they have an f-16 pin, they ask you what you did before coming here, and can not go more than 15 minutes without talking about the Academy or AF. About half the guys in PHX are like this. No $hit.

They will always start the trip by saying "I fly by the book". Right...

Oy vey, I can't wait.......

 

[tankerhead]

To the trannies, this is mainly a PHX thing as the Luke mafia is huge here. You know when you fly with one of these guys when they have an f-16 pin, they ask you what you did before coming here.

"I flew the F-teen in Poon-tang."

 

[CF34-3B1]

We have 7 domiciles and 1 squadron.
My personal best line to shut down the Zoo -Best of the best rhetoric; "Kernal, my last airplane weighed more than your entire squadron put together" They hate that.

 

[madjack]

"Kernal, my last airplane weighed more than your entire squadron put together" They hate that.

they don"t care, and will think you are a crappy pilot

 

[clueless]

Theoretically there is no company-wide avoidance list tracking, but if there were, and if I saw it, theoretically the first page is about 60%+ PHX guys.

 

[j41driver]

Most recent domicile vacancy had 21 of 48 FAT going to PHX. Son of a.....

 

[Crash Pad]

How many seniority numbers does it cost to never have to fly with one of these gems? If we return 50 numbers can we put a fence around Phoenix?

 

[The Prussian]

So there you go...revisionist history in the works. I don't fly outta there, and doubt I ever will. Lots of great people out there. Don't pass up a bid to fly outta PHX based on what you hear on this message board. It tends to be filled with lots of unjustified venom.

 

[Ky.BrownBourbn]

To the trannies, this is mainly a PHX thing as the Luke mafia is huge here. You know when you fly with one of these guys when they have an f-16 pin, they ask you what you did before coming here, and can not go more than 15 minutes without talking about the Academy or AF. About half the guys in PHX are like this. No $hit.

They will always start the trip by saying "I fly by the book". Right...

It's not just PHX...they are in every base, More so in some then in others...Think retirement hot spots!

Good Luck,

KBB

 

[user912]

ROTFLMAO

Those guys are great especially in the right seat watching them struggle to talk on the radio at the bigger airports. But, they've got all the pax and media believing their PR. Remember how we were told that Sully was only about to ditch that bus 'cause he went to the Zoo?
http://forums.flightinfo.com/showthread.php?t=148749&page=3
http://www.askthepilot.com/questions-and-answers/#cX-q20

At least we get to wear the leather jackets thanks to them...