You're losing it MAN! Clumps of hair are falling out of your head, shoulders, and your lower back region. Quit falling apart you big ape!
OYS
Says the guy with almost 4,000 posts as he clings yet again to the bottom of another seniority list. Setting reserve again? At your age? On a Saturday? That virtual airline stuff at Delta getting you down? Your best bet is to try like hell actually make it off probation then go out on medical. Your career prospects aren't looking so good. I'm sure the TSA can slide you right in. You would be perfect.