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Getting all the $$. Maybe that is why WB owns NJA and Flight Safety -- and Coca Cola and Dairy Queen. Is it true that all crew meals will be coming from DQ if there is one close to the FBO??
Fly safe.
Ha is right! That joke was told to DM (RIP) during a meet and greet interview last year in CMH. Unfortunately the poor dude wasn't hired.
NetJets Buffet Bearish on His Fractional
‘We All Make Mistakes’
From Investor’s Hedge Fund Derivative Weekly
OMAHA-In an abrupt about-face, Warren Buffet told Berkshire Hathaway shareholders meeting here this past week that he was “way, and I mean way way” overly optimistic when he decided to get involved in the fractional jet business.
“Hey, we all make mistakes,” Buffet told the shareholders. “I never had any idea what a cluster this industry really was. Now I see what all my friends warned me about. Everywhere I go I see our pilots just sitting around, eating crew meal after crew meal, talking on their cell phones, downloading porn onto their laptops. Do we really need all these guys? I mean, come on.”
Buffet went on to say that a study he had commissioned several months earlier determined that, on average, NetJets pilots consume almost three times as many calories as they expend on any given duty day.
“If we’re looking for a place to cut, I’d say crew meals are as good a place to start as any,” Buffet said. “Some of these guys are the biggest chow-hogs you’ll ever lay eyes on.”
On the other hand, Buffet added, allowing his massively underworked pilot force to gorge might be the wisest move, given the slowing global economy and the inevitable need to trim pilot ratios down to a more workable and realistic level.
“If enough of these guys keel over from heart attacks, it might at least help attrition keep pace with fleet shrinkage,” he said.
For the record a buffet is a meal where patrons serve themselves.
Mr. Warren Buffett on the other hand is the "Oracle of Omaha".
At least try to spell it correctly in your next slam on NJA.
Wow, some of you guys need to pull those sticks out of your rectums and laugh a little.
My jaw dropped after reading the first paragraph, but by the time I got to the next sentence, I realized it was a joke. Christ, my 2 year old who just crapped her pants and was drooling on herself knew it was a joke.
Ewwww...that is SO bad!That was funny Dooker. I heard a good one the other day.....
Q: "What's the difference between a NetJet's pilot and Jeffrey Dahmer?"
A: "Jeffrey Dahmer didn't eat every leg!"![]()
For the record a buffet is a meal where patrons serve themselves.
Mr. Warren Buffett on the other hand is the "Oracle of Omaha".
At least try to spell it correctly in your next slam on NJA.
I noticed most of the guys at the legacies share a deep hatred for Southwest, same goes for GA guys and NetJets.