Captain John Travolta wears his uniform out on the town!!

[Amish RakeFight]

...and Amish Rake, L Ron's zombies are a cult, no matter how you try to spin it.

Scientology is a very, very, new modern-day religion. If you're familiar enough with the various existing religions and what they've proclaimed and related as factual is no less bizarre or different than what Hubbard states. The established religions have had so much time to age between them that it has been accepted as a reputable religion. Keep in mind that year and years ago when these formal religions first surfaced, religious recruitment was in an entirely different atmosphere and time. Society was different and less knowledgeable. This earlier period of time allowed religions to be more easily accepted than one trying to get its foot in the door today. Our world is different today. We have large established religions that people have trusted for many years. Perhaps in many hundreds of years Scientology will be a more legitamized religion.

..and if you're wondering, I'm not a scientology member. Just giving an overview of religion and its function in our society.

 

[Amish RakeFight]

I think a lot of what they postulate is a bit crazy, but no crazier than what our "brand name" religions have expressed through age-old anecdotes.

 

[Occam's Razor]

My wife is hotter(with or without make-up) and not nearly as "out there" as Preston. Have you heard her interviews. She definitely doesn't live in the real world like the rest of us.

Sorry I can't give ya any pics though.

1. My wife is hotter, but...um...I can't prove it...cuz..ah, well...just because!

2. "Morgan Fairchild, my wife...who I have seen naked!"

We'll need to get a judge's ruling, but I'm pretty sure an inflatable "wife" doesn't count.

 

[username]

Look at the first 10 seconds of the clip.

You'd think if you were that into flying you could wear the wings right side up on the uniform....

 

[Whine Lover]

Wait a minute here....I LIKE pornstar vaginas, and I wear my uniform at home on weekends off.

Am I missing something?

What is wrong with pornstar vaginas? Or uniforms for that matter..?


YKW

 

[PCL_128]

Amish, are you aware of Scientology's origins? You do realize that L. Ron, the religion's founder, basically published the entire story of the religion's beliefs as an unsuccessful science fiction novel years before he claims to have had his "revelation" about the mysteries of the universe, right? Sorry, but you can't compare this "religion" to any others.

 

[jetwash]

Wait a minute here....I LIKE pornstar vaginas, and I wear my uniform at home on weekends off.

YKW

I just got done mowing the lawn in my uniform. All the neighborhood kids think I am really cool!

Now I am going for a bike ride all dressed up with my Ray Bans on.

 

[viper548]

Amish, are you aware of Scientology's origins? You do realize that L. Ron, the religion's founder, basically published the entire story of the religion's beliefs as an unsuccessful science fiction novel years before he claims to have had his "revelation" about the mysteries of the universe, right? Sorry, but you can't compare this "religion" to any others.

I think the mormons compare

 

[PCL_128]

I think the mormons compare

Alright, I guess you've got me there. Two crazy cults, two great Southpark episodes.

 

[Helos2Galaxy]

I may dress like a pirate...........

 

[say again]

Cant be any worse then seeing regional pilots in full uniform at WalMart!!! :beer:

 

[WabiSabi]

Let's go to the Tote Board to see who's a dork:

1. Anybody here own a B707 and a G?
2. Anybody here banging Kelly Preston?
3. Anybody got a checking account balance with 7-digits (to the left of the decimal point!)?

He wins.

Deal with it, losers.

I'm not saying that JT is a loser but, cool toys, sex with an okay looking woman and a large bank account does not a winner make.

As for the uniform. I'm not sanctifying a pilot uniform, he can wear it all he wants. He is still a poser for doing so. That uniform is worn by working pilots. Otherwise, it is a costume, period.

 

[WabiSabi]

Cant be any worse then seeing regional pilots in full uniform at WalMart!!! :beer:

good point!

 

[clippyrip]

Let's go to the Tote Board to see who's a dork:

1. Anybody here own a B707 and a G?
2. Anybody here banging Kelly Preston?
3. Anybody got a checking account balance with 7-digits (to the left of the decimal point!)?

He wins.

Deal with it, losers.

Does anyone here believe we are alien transplants left on earth? Rav-olt-ing and his Scientology(Tom Cruise) cooks do.....

So no, he does not win. Unless its a crazy award, then I guess he does win. Kinda....

 

[Ezralite]

Yo Barbarino, you haven't seen me put on a hundred pounds and go do the twist at Jack Rabbit Slim's while telling everybody I'm an actor. So quit pretending to be an airline pilot.

Oh, and if you want to continue your streak of one non-crap movie per decade you'd better get moving, it'll be 2010 soon.

 

[goodgig]

So if you are only a Private Pilot, yet own a 707, you are still limited to SIC?
Why does he not go scarf up an ATP somewhere?
I think that would take half the wood out of saying I own a 707.

 

[J Dawg]

I bet Qantas is so proud of their "Ambassador At Large".

I hope they strip him of his (their) paint job. And uniform.

 

[PCL_128]

Does anyone here believe we are alien transplants left on earth? Rav-olt-ing and his Scientology(Tom Cruise) cooks do.....

So no, he does not win. Unless its a crazy award, then I guess he does win. Kinda....

What, you don't buy the whole "thetan trapped in a 'meat body'" theory? Xenu is not pleased.

 

[clippyrip]

Travolta and his fake pilot uniform are pure comedy. Every time I hear him talk, I think of a clown smashing a pie in his face....its just comical.

So if I buy a boat, then I guess I can put on the captains uniform and strut around the harbor talking shop. Just like Travolta.

What a clown. All he is missing is the big red shoes, a rainbow wig and the jumbo pants.

 

[waveflyer]

If he loves the profession so much- anyone ever ask him to walk the line with us? Maybe give us some good PR instead of the usual b/s alpa ad "contract now!!!!!!!!!" - what's that supposed to do anyway?

Maybe the politicians wouldn't find it so easy to squash any strike options if the public were not under the illusion that we all make $150k and work 20 hours a week doing nothing really- you know the autopilot really does it all. I'll never forget how many people truly DO NOT believe me when i tell them what i've made in my career.