Letter from Branson

[WSurf]

I can't believe this smuck was knighted. They should have taken the sword and shoved it up the pricks arse. What he means is, "if you expect to be able to make a decent wage and have fancy things like retirement and college savings go somewhere else. I have Ferraris and prostitutes to pay for." What a scumbag.

Yep, you just translated the whole letter for us. Thanks

 

[BigMotorToter]

What do Virgin pilots make anyway?

 

[regionaltard]

I can't believe this smuck was knighted. They should have taken the sword and shoved it up the pricks arse. What he means is, "if you expect to be able to make a decent wage and have fancy things like retirement and college savings go somewhere else. I have Ferraris and prostitutes to pay for." What a scumbag.

Nice translation. They don't call him "Sir Dick" for nothing. In a perfect world trouble on the home front will restrict his ability to make mischief over here.

 

[EWR_FO]

And why is this posted here?

Sorry, I didn't realize I had to clear it with you first.

 

[Whine Lover]

A carbon copy of EVERY letter EVER sent, since the History of Aviation/Airlines began, to EVERY Pilot/Union group that EVER existed anywhere.

What a broken record.

But, I bet it sounds nice when read with a British accent....

YKW

 

[jetjock6]

Dear Sucker, (Colleague, Team Member, Valued Associate, ect...)

Blah blah blah... Proud blah blah blah...Hard work blah blah...Safety blah blah.. Very appreciative blah blah.

However...blah blah blah Tough times blah blah...High cost blah blah blah...Fuel prices blah blah blah...Remain competitive blah blah.

Good offer blah blah blah...Industery standard blah blah blah...Over all package blah blah blah...Must remain competitive blah blah.

Future of the company blah blah blah...Dangerous precedent blah blah blah... Disastrous consequences blah blah blah...Remain competitive blah blah.

Make right decision blah blah blah...Consider fellow employees and their families blah blah.

Sincerely
D Bag (CEO, COO,CFO, or VP of xxxxxxx)
(Your Airline Here)

 

[Sedona16]

I get it now, you haven't been in this business for long have you?

Thirteen years and five carriers doesn't qualify? Sit down schoolboy.

 

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http://business.timesonline.co.uk/to...cle3114968.ece

From Times Online
December 31, 2007

Sir Richard Branson's letter to staff

The full text of Sir Richard Branson's letter, sent to the homes of 4,800 Virgin Atlantic cabin crew

Dear Colleague,

Even the mighty Continental Airlines, Delta, Northwest and United all went bust only to be bailed out by the US Government with massive loans. One of the principal reasons for these airlines’ demise was internal strife.

R
Richard Branson

When is this massive government loan going to be delivered? The only bailouts so far have come from the employees. In fact, the US government gave him more (an FAA certificate) than they have given to any US carrier.

PIPE

 

[BILL LUMBERG]

When is this massive government loan going to be delivered? The only bailouts so far have come from the employees. In fact, the US government gave him more (an FAA certificate) than they have given to any US carrier.

PIPE

Yeah.....good point Pipe...

I wish Delta HAD received some money in a government bailout......He needs to get his facts straight....awww, but who needs facts when you are an airline manager....

What a waste of skin....This tool Branson gets a certificate and then points the finger at the US government being soooooo evil.

 

[IronCityBlue]

In a perfect world trouble on the home front will restrict his ability to make mischief over here.

That would be most perfect, in indeed!