goat-tee in JetBlue?

[Jmoney]

Maybe...

What is wrong with you????

You constantly use profanity and threaten me with violence!

Maybe a little insight would help:

I am much like a heat-seeking missile..... The key difference is that I seek out retards. You sir, are a total retard, and I am growling solid tone, baby!

I do love my work-it is truly a thing of beauty to bring the pain to such a froot loop as yourself. You, instructordude have terrorized the regionals board forever, and now you have broadened your horizons. My job-as I see it-is to follow you and enlighten everyone on what type of toolbag you are.

Still confused? Well, I thought that might be the case, given how retarded you are..... Just check out the signature-pretty self-explanatory, even for go-jet 'tards like you, Instructordude!

 

[FLYLOW22]

So were pens and pencils. Am I unprofessional for using a pen? Perhaps I should prick my finger and complete the load manifest in blood. That would be professional I think.

No. Make sure not to forget your Trapper Keeper... you know, the thing you kept your pens and pencils in.

 

[FLYLOW22]

The funny thing is, I see these young grade school kids who actually PULL their napsnack or bookbags (whatever the nomenclature) around. Incredible.

Apprarently, the school bags today have a double bar handle which pulls out like roller luggage.

Hahahhaha!!! Roll reversal!!!

 

[FLYLOW22]

You do, however, need another "a" in "actually," and another "m" in "grammatically."

Awwwwww. Dammmit to hell!!!!!


Fine... Gimme a backpack. I'm going to look like a metrosexual manwhore and grow a goatee.


Yaaaayyyy!!

 

[brainhurts]

So were pens and pencils. Am I unprofessional for using a pen? Perhaps I should prick my finger and complete the load manifest in blood. That would be professional I think.

Yes, you can prick your finger, but don't finger your prick.

 

[GuinessGuy]

I'm not a beard type and I don't have spiked hair with frosted tips all while wearing a backpack, but why do we point these things out as giving our profession a negative image. Ipods and Oakleys hardley detract our public image compared to MORBIDLY OBESE pilots in uniform. Why aren't we pointing out the FAT BODYS, PRIVATE PYLE!!!!!!

 

[nosoupforyou!]

OK, my turn...

1. I really like the freedom to wear my new goatee. I spent more than 11 years never allowed to wear one.

2. I have had plenty of questions from captains on the JS about the beard. I know certain airlines don't allow them on the JS and others do so I plan accordingly.

3. I get lots of questions on the crew vans and I am glad to say "yep, JB allows it". I had a United captain tell me he thought I was a flight attendant but that was just a crass show of his bravado. I didn't let him get to me though, I just smiled with a chit eatin' grin and let him smolder.

4. As for the old saw about the O2 mask not working with a beard, why would the europeans allow beards if the mask on an airbus would not work with one? I routinely wear my mask when the other pilot leave the deck to take a leak and the mask seals quite nicely thank you. As proof, I wear the mask when someone leaves an ass bomb in the front lav and it keeps the stank from melting my nose hairs so I am convinced the "no workee with beards" warning on the mask is a liability CYA deal.

5. And furthermore, why do YOU care if I asphyxiate on an airplane? Hell, we are the only airline I know of that has an EVAS system on the flight deck. What are the odds?? I'll take my chances.

5. Who dictates what is professional? Do you have to be old school looking all clean cut, high and tight? That smacks of military tradition which THOROUGHLY I detest, and I was in the military.

6. Chicks dig the thing - namely, my wife.

7. Did I wear a goatee to my interview? HELL NO!! I'm not stupid, I know what the perceptions are out there but honestly, when I interviewed I did not know JB allowed them and besides I had been "conditioned" from my former employer that they were not allowed.

8. Get over it. Maybe someday they'll let you wear one at your airline. By then, we might even have hats!

9. Oh yeah, did I mention I wear Oakley M-Frames? I retired my Ray Bans long ago.

 

[instructordude]

Maybe a little insight would help:

I am much like a heat-seeking missile..... The key difference is that I seek out retards. You sir, are a total retard, and I am growling solid tone, baby!

I do love my work-it is truly a thing of beauty to bring the pain to such a froot loop as yourself. You, instructordude have terrorized the regionals board forever, and now you have broadened your horizons. My job-as I see it-is to follow you and enlighten everyone on what type of toolbag you are.

Still confused? Well, I thought that might be the case, given how retarded you are..... Just check out the signature-pretty self-explanatory, even for go-jet 'tards like you, Instructordude!

What up with your retard verbage. It is not nice to call others retarded. People who are developmentally challenged shouldn't be made fun of.

As far as the regional board, I have never posted much over there so I am not broadening my horizons. I speak my mind and if you don't like it then well.....screw you bud! How's that for sticking up for myself?imp:

Watch your themes and language: Heat seaking missle, retards, froot loop, tool bag and the list goes on.

Have a good night

 

[Occam's Razor]

Doesn't it get sweaty while you're grooming the cabin?

 

[instructordude]

Doesn't it get sweaty while you're grooming the cabin?

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

Awesome one Occam!! This pomengrante is for you!