Singapore Bans Mile High Club on A380

[Long Time Gone]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/7071620.stm

 

[Raskal]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/7071620.stm

Even in the suites with the beds???!!! That's just asking waayyyyy too much. What else are the FA's, uh, sorry, pax supposed to do on those 10 hour flights?

 

[flyer172r]

I think passengers will respond to this request the same way they respond to requests about putting up seat backs, turning off cell phones, etc.

 

[SuperPilot]

"Please make sure your seatback, tray table and girlfriend are in their upright and locked position."

 

[cargoflyr69]

Hmmm, Me thinks its time to buy a ZED ticket...

 

[No Delay]

Is that a Volkswagon tattoo?

 

[Papa Woody]

It hasn't been widely reported, but the reason for the ban is that, on the maiden voyage, whilst a couple were rubbing uglies in one of the beds, the CVR recorded: "I'm trying to get (the nose) up, gimme some trim."

 

[Long Time Gone]

Is that a Volkswagon tattoo?

No, it's a blond. You really should get your eyes checked more often.

LTG

 

[Stifler's Mom]

No, it's a blond. You really should get your eyes checked more often.

LTG

Priorities, right?

 

[Soverytired]

I trust everyone here knows that the "mile high club" only counts if you're actually at the controls of the airplane when undergoing the mandatory initiation rite?

 

[Headfake14]

yea...but nowadays, thats hard to do. It's gotta be an empty flight....and you gotta be with a real cool crew on the D. L.

 

[siucavflight]

I would do the chick in my avatar in one of those rooms.