Congrats ASA tops in DCI service...

[Smacktard]

Congrats, this is the way to make up for lost bags and lousy performance!

ASA IFS is tops in DCI customer service report. A report released today by Delta on DCI customer service ranked ASA No. 1 in the categories of;
Complimentary Food: Quality
Complimentary Food: Amount during 2Q07.

 

[shamrock]

You might be on to something here. If we got #1 in inflight food by not serving food then maybe we can get off the top of the list in most lost/misdirected bags by simply not carrying bags! The same could work for on-time performance, just cancel all the flights. A flight that never leaves the gate can't be late, right?

 

[Stifler's Mom]

Complimentary Food: Quality
Complimentary Food: Amount during 2Q07.

Being based in Georgia we better win this category.
We freakin' serve peanuts to everybody.

Other categories that were not mentioned were.

Most broken windshields on an overnight.
Most pilot headsets fenced on Ebay.
Most internet sexual propositions logged.
Most hotel streakers.
Most drunk and/or disorderly flight attendants.

Did I miss any?

 

[McNugent]

Complimentary Food: Quality
Complimentary Food: Amount during 2Q07.

Party Peanuts or Dry Roasted?

 

[Papa Woody]

They can put a positive spin on a steaming turd and make news out of it!

 

[pdub20s]

dont hate on the guy for having a little "team spirit"

 

[HarryParatestes]

On time departures? Opps

 

[Long Time Gone]

Did I miss any?

Most BJs in an aircraft.
Most partially naked wackos in the crew room.
Most cancelled flights due to unwillingness to fly with an FFDO.

Party on.

 

[Metro752]

The Yuppys in GNV hate ASA, to the point where they are extremely obnoxious in the plane regarding on time performance, etc.

Folks that have a little money, but not quite enough to charter their own plane. Fun fun!

 

[Jmoney]

Congrats!

We also took top honors for:

-Most retarted mgmt.
-Most freaking sessions without a contract in history
-Most pissed off employees
-Most bitching on Flightinfo!

-We are all very proud...

 

[Tarzan]

Most BJs in an aircraft.
Most partially naked wackos in the crew room.
Most cancelled flights due to unwillingness to fly with an FFDO.

Party on.

All these were something to proud of... However, I believe we have come in last in the area of....

Porn in the cockpit. And I for one, am not happy about it!

 

[Tantrum]

Maybe on the RJ, but the ATR always had plenty-o-porn!

 

[shamrock]

Maybe on the RJ, but the ATR always had plenty-o-porn!

And best of all, it was live action.