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samballs

samballs

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So there I was yesterday at the local Diamonds Mens Club for HAppy Hour (2.00 drinks and free buffet 2-9 pm weekdays). Anyways, While getting a lap dance she ask what I do "Manage my Dads bars here in the city" After awhile of getting kneed in the Jewels I asked her what she did besides strip "Have lots of sex, and just got hired by Continental as a flight att" . Her class date is sept 27th. This may seem worthless but once she finishes training you guys will have the best looking flt att. Her price is good to 50.00 for 3 songs, this is a sale normally 75.00 for three songs fully nude in a very private room, and yes she does not mind wondering hands. You guys will be able to have a field day with her. Never told her I was a pilot all the XJT guys in CLE go around telling everybody at every bar, club what have you, that their pilots so people In CLE really don't care to hear that your a pilot.
 
So is she hot or what?

You funny drunk man.
 
Swami says I see many 401K halves in her future.

Nothing hotter than being her 8th lapdance of the day and a handjob with the previous 7 guys there in DNA. Mmmmm.

But if she's as hot as your avatar maybe I'll have to bid a CLE overnight. :pimp: What'd you say the name of that place was again?

Gup
 
Cleveland? I must have missed that in the drunken rambling.

NEVER EVER has a hot chic lived in, been born in or even driven through Ohio ... especially Cleveland.

Strip joints in Ohio? What's the point?


:rolleyes:
 
Hey, I'm all for giving Ohio its due (Grant, Sherman, Rutherford Hayes, those great chocolate buckeyes at Cracker Barrel, Cedar Point, the Big Red Machine), but strip joints? Oh the humanity.

I am guessing that only a regional pilot or a freight hauler starting his layover at 0900 goes to a strip joint in Cleveland. That's like eating seafood in Kansas. Or ordering a Miller Lite at Oktoberfest.

It's just not done.
 
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I don't see a problem here. Unless she has one of those tramp stamps right above her ass.

After that, I can't be bothered... for more than 2 days. :)
 
I heard it was Pocono Pilot. Man it would be cool to see Pocono and MegaDeath do a lesbo dance together. :laugh: :laugh:
 
instructordude said:
I heard it was Pocono Pilot. Man it would be cool to see Pocono and MegaDeath do a lesbo dance together. :laugh: :laugh:
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I kissed a girl in college once, and I actually kinda liked it. Yes, I was turned on, but still no substitute for the ____, well, you know.
 
Instructor-tard....

I think this "instructor dude" guy just got back from a threesome" and not the good kind!

My dog could come up with better stuff than this jackoff!
-You bite! Instructor-dude!

P.S.-I have a strong suspicion you are neither an instructor, nor a dude-at least not the straight kind........
 
instructordude said:
No I'm a guy. Two chicks up flying together would be you and Magnum!! in a two ship flying the Rapturd.:laugh:
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Instructorb*tch at his finest.

instructordude said:
Hey guys, I am going to apply to AFROTC next Fall and need some advice on how to suceed in ROTC and pilot training. What did you major in?, How much participation?? I am pretty sure that I will get a pilot slot with my hours, grades, and test scores so what next? How did you suceed and achieve a fighter out pilot training?? Considering where you are at, I figure fighter guys would have the best advice on how to suceed in pilot training. How did you do it?? Thanks guys!!
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Blast from the past....

instructordude said:
No I'm a guy. Two chicks up flying together would be you and Magnum!! in a two ship flying the Rapturd.:laugh:
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Yeah,
If I could come up with a good visual for "instructordude"- it would be that kid from Caddy shack who everyone thought crapped in the pool.....

Remember when everyone was in the bushes watching this guy pick his boogers?
"Ten bucks says instuctordude eats it!"

-P.S.-Ten more bucks says this "poconopilot" is not really a girl-it's some guy who weighs about 350 and gets his kicks making jackoffs like "instructordude" horny. Job well done!

-"I feel the need, the need to eat a booger"
-Instructordude....
 
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Bavarian Chef said:
Cleveland? I must have missed that in the drunken rambling.

NEVER EVER has a hot chic lived in, been born in or even driven through Ohio ... especially Cleveland.

Strip joints in Ohio? What's the point?


:rolleyes:
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Obviously you have never been to Christie's on the West Bank of the Flats....

Are you still flying mil...I would highly recommend flying in for the Cleveland National Air Show...might change your opinion.
 
DiamondZ said:
Obviously you have never been to Christie's on the West Bank of the Flats....

Are you still flying mil...I would highly recommend flying in for the Cleveland National Air Show...might change your opinion.
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I agree with Christie's
 
DiamondZ said:
Obviously you have never been to Christie's on the West Bank of the Flats....

Are you still flying mil...I would highly recommend flying in for the Cleveland National Air Show...might change your opinion.
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Ha. I am gonna be at the Cleveland Air Show, standing in my chic magnet bag, next to a buddy's airplane (I know, but we don't fly C-20s to air shows for statics).

Will be an awesome time of course, but then all of the chics are bussed in from neighboring states.
 
Bavarian Chef said:
Cleveland? I must have missed that in the drunken rambling.

NEVER EVER has a hot chic lived in, been born in or even driven through Ohio ... especially Cleveland.

Strip joints in Ohio? What's the point?


:rolleyes:
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Robin Meade, CNN Headline News.
 
Catalina Cruz is from CLE. She ain't bad by anyone's definition. If you don't know who she is, Google her. So is Mary Cary (another pornstar, the one who ran for CA governor) and Monica Potter from Along Came A Spider. And as was mentioned earlier, Halle Berry.

I spent many unproductive days in CLE, and while I hate the town itself, there are actually some hotties running around. My theory on it though is they all live in the burbs and only come to the city to party or go to a game. Either way it has it's share of eye candy.
 
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Ha. I am gonna be at the Cleveland Air Show, standing in my chic magnet bag, next to a buddy's airplane (I know, but we don't fly C-20s to air shows for statics).

Will be an awesome time of course, but then all of the chics are bussed in from neighboring states.
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Chef,
Trust me. If you are around Dayton, go to "Diamonds" at Centerville. Most nice. Bring all the booze you want and the joint is open till 4am. This will beat those backwood Blue Mountain coal miner chicks you are used to seeing!
 
Was just on a layover in CLE and we were at a club called Liquid downtown on 6th. Chad Kroeger from Nickelback was partying there and among his clan were these three smoking hotties up dancing on the table. Damn they were beauties, but we were thinking they were barely 20 by the looks of those hard bodies!!

FWIW, Everything in the Flats seems to be gone or going to make way for condos!
 
Mamma said:
Chef,
Trust me. If you are around Dayton, go to "Diamonds" at Centerville. Most nice. Bring all the booze you want and the joint is open till 4am. This will beat those backwood Blue Mountain coal miner chicks you are used to seeing!
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So now even you, my brother, don't get my sarcasm.

You're freakin' dead to me.
 

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