Attn ERAU Grads

[pgcfii2002]

Flow through.......no, just guaranteed interviews after completing the Space Shuttle Type Rating.

 

[dickburns]

Scare the women away? Screw that... those things are girl magnets. Pretty soon Axe and Tag spray will be selling flight team jackets too!

 

[RJAA]

I got laid when I was there. Am I the only one? I feel kinda good right now.

 

[EWRJ0225]

I thought they had a flow-thru to NASA.

i think they have a class. for freshman called "acting like an astronaut 101"
then in your sophmore year, instead of working on getting your commercial and CFI and building some flight time to get real world experience and get a job.
You will take classes like

"advanced shuttle building",
"Tom Cruise appreciation" and
"Psychology 105: Why noone else in the industry likes me?" you even get to lay on a couch and everything.

Then in your senior year. While your still working on your instrument rating and you havent seen one real cloud in your life, because you decided to do your INSTRUMENT training in "THE SUNSHINE STATE" you will take awesome courses such as
"Adjustments 424: How the hell am I going to move out of Florida?"
and Master Finance 540 "How to stay afloat financially in a free market economy on the poverty line with 120 grand in student loan debt"

and for your PHd you can write your dissertation on over priced education' where you will distinctly justify the reason to pay twice as much for an education that is NOT EVEN REQUIRED in the first place, where you will compete against other applicants who are just as qualified in a market where the demand is so high for your profession they could give a crap less where you went to school. And reduced minimums and bridge programs are no more because most regionals mimimums are so low, you interview before you have your MULTI COMMERCIAL YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[RJAA]

Super lame.

 

[EWRJ0225]

Super lame.

super lame, but true.

 

[EWRJ0225]

I got laid when I was there. Am I the only one? I feel kinda good right now.

even a broken clock is right twice a day!

 

[gkrangers]

Super lame.

It's not worth fighting back... Nobody will ever believe its a real university with real degree programs and that not everyone has a lame AeroSci degree.

 

[EWRJ0225]

It's not worth fighting back... Nobody will ever believe its a real university with real degree programs and that not everyone has a lame AeroSci degree.

i believe you

 

[SIG600]

Ya keep slingin' the gear and bitchin about Riddle grads... it'll help you move up in seniority faster.

I got my lame ass Aero Sci degree, and you know what? It afforded me the free time to drink more beer on a weekend than most did in a semester, chase spring break tail all over town 3 months out of the year (tourists the rest of the time), party in Orlando/Tampa/Jax/Ft. Laud/Bahama's on a regular basis... graduate, get an airline job, say screw the airlines, and go fly F-18's.

And I was never on the flight team, they were gay.

The only two downsides to being an Alum. The constant nagging for money from the school, and I can't count the number of times I've heard "Ya how's your football team doing?"


Oh and jrellen, I did have my Comm/CFI my Soph year, spent my soph year through graduation (2.5 years) as an instructor, and probably got more total time inside the marker IMC than you have total... but I digress.

 

[Scott Holl]

We find the "riddle pukes" very prepared at ASA.

I bet you wish you went to Harvard.

 

[dickburns]

can't we all just get along?

 

[Freight Dog]

.....

 

[EMB170Pilot]

went to 1 riddle diddle flight team meeting.

Gay and never went back. I still cant believe they yell ERAUUUUUUUUUUU at the end of their meeting

went to 1 AOA meeting. was gay too and never went back.

Whats gayer? Riddle Flight Team or AOA?

 

[SIG600]

Whats AOA?

 

[Tarzan]

We find the "riddle pukes" very prepared at ASA.

I bet you wish you went to Harvard.

Someone hasn't been talking with the line captains much.

 

[Flyer1015]

OMG THIS THREAD IS HILARIOUS!!!!


Keep 'em coming!!!

 

[gmbpilot757]

Whats gayer? Riddle Flight Team or AOA?

I'd venture to say that haircut of yours!

 

[dickburns]

I have to agree with you there about AOA, one of the stupidest things ive ever seen. They worry more about getting internships than getting their ratings, they are the people that are seniors still working on their instrument ratings rather than getting their ratings fast and then partying the rest of the year, most AOA guys are the ones that do the ASA and XJT internships and get on with 3500 total and 75 multi, all bought and nothing practical, theyre the ones that call home and complain about how stressful their training is and overprepare and overexaggerate everything, flight team is gay but A-O-Gay takes the cake in that debate.

 

[xjlifer]

What is AOA?