Spiky Haired Oakley Pilot

[Oakum_Boy]

I am not a player but you're still a HATER. I am sick of you dorks out there using the same lines over and over to describe a certain type of pilot that still takes pride in his/her appearance. There needs to be a clever overused stereotype number on the overweight, unzipped tie wearing, crooked wing sporting, unshaven moron walking the terminal. They are everywhere! But, nobody cares about them because they are not banging the hotties on the overnight that you dumb-$hits can't pull. Hit the gym dude and you too can pull a F/A once in a while instead of chasing them away. And stop the hating.

You'll be one of those zipper tie wearing fatbodies before you know what hit you. In the mean time, don't catch anything permanent from the flight attendants.

 

[Canadair RJ]

well, the sun never sets on a badass.

 

[Stick Man]

Perhaps he was wearing the oakly bluetooth glasses. http://oakley.com/o/o2261d

Dog the Bounty Hunter wears the same ones. No one calls him unprofessional.

Thats because Dog could kick anyones ass . . . EVEN CHUCK NORRIS!!!

 

[BIGGOAT]

Augrptrol,

I HATE your post...

Goat

 

[Foxcow]

It still isnt as bad as being a gojet pilot

I second that

 

[Ridgeback]

I am not a player but you're still a HATER. I am sick of you dorks out there using the same lines over and over to describe a certain type of pilot that still takes pride in his/her appearance. There needs to be a clever overused stereotype number on the overweight, unzipped tie wearing, crooked wing sporting, unshaven moron walking the terminal. They are everywhere! But, nobody cares about them because they are not banging the hotties on the overnight that you dumb-$hits can't pull. Hit the gym dude and you too can pull a F/A once in a while instead of chasing them away. And stop the hating.

I was going to say he must be a UND grad...but this guys post CONFIRMS that!

 

[thebest]

He was perhaps the finest specimen I have yet to see and is apparently evolving. I saw him just the other day near the C concourse in DEN while waiting for the employee shuttle. The temperature was approximately 20 deg. F. and the local time was about 10 pm. Despite the absence of sunlight and lack of temperature he was wearing sunglasses, a short-sleeved pilot shirt (with no epaulets or tie), and a backpack! Alas!, his sunglasses had a weird mutation which allowed for the listening of music! On top of all this he had a superb coiffure of spiky hair.

What does that have to do with you PRINCESS?

 

[Poahi]

Only on flightinfo do pilots eat their young. Management loves this.

 

[sweptback]

Dog the Bounty Hunter wears the same ones. No one calls him unprofessional.

I'd rather be called unprofessional than be in a Mexican jail like he is right now...

 

[jetpig32]

Did dog actualy get extrodited?