Top Ten #5

[Hpilot]

I just finished watching the The Late Show. The Top Ten was hilarious.

Jet Blue Excuses
5) Still better than flying Delta
HHAHHAHHHAHAHHAHHAAAAAHHAHAHHHAHHAHHAHHAHA!:laugh:

 

[Wiskey Driver]

I just finished watching the The Late Show. The Top Ten was hilarious.

Jet Blue Excuses
5) Still better than flying Delta
HHAHHAHHHAHAHHAHHAAAAAHHAHAHHHAHHAHHAHHAHA!:laugh:

Oh boy here we go, this is gonna get nasty and fast. This just the way I like it...

WD

 

[737 Pylt]

I just finished watching the The Late Show. The Top Ten was hilarious.

Jet Blue Excuses
5) Still better than flying Delta
HHAHHAHHHAHAHHAHHAAAAAHHAHAHHHAHHAHHAHHAHA!:laugh:

Wow, what a night it must have been at the hpilot homestead.
Hpilot, phxflyer, a bucket of popcorn, and all the cuddling under a blanket two grown men can get!:blush: Throw in a little brokeback mountain, and the two of you are set!
Life's great eh hpilot?

737

 

[Hpilot]

Doug drunk still looks better than your ugly mug. Ha Ha:laugh:

 

[Doug Parker]

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737wannabePylt sure has a thing for Brokeback Mountain..................


But I guess that a man might be an upgrade from the farm animals he is used to.........





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[SkiFishFly]

10 - 10-hour delay? Hey, that's actually pretty good for us

9 - It could have been worse... No, wait, it couldn't

8 - We don't have an excuse right now, but sit here for ten hours while we come up with one

7 - Hey, it takes that long to open a bag of airline peanuts, am I right, ladies and gentleman?

6 - You gotta admit, after 6 hours it became a little funny

5 - It's still better than flying Delta

4 - There was a monster on the wing!!!

3 - (No number 3 -- writer still stuck on the plane)

2 - Who could leave New York in the middle of Ventriloquist Week?

1 - Pilots too drunk to fly

 

[Wiskey Driver]

Wow, what a night it must have been at the hpilot homestead.
Hpilot, phxflyer, a bucket of popcorn, and all the cuddling under a blanket two grown men can get!:blush: Throw in a little brokeback mountain, and the two of you are set!
Life's great eh hpilot?

737

OOOHHH Yeah it's started. Question for ya there737 why did your girls the general and F2 leave you hanging on this thread by yourself?

WD.

 

[737 Pylt]

OOOHHH Yeah it's started. Question for ya there737 why did your girls the general and F2 leave you hanging on this thread by yourself?

WD.

WD:
I'd explain that to you, but then I realized that having a college degree was never required to get hired by awa!

737

 

[Wiskey Driver]

WD:
I'd explain that to you, but then I realized that having a college degree was never required to get hired by awa!

737

OK I see you want to attack on an educational level. I never took you seriously when you applied to one of those schools that advertise in the back of the company magazine. So which one was it again that you sent your money to and they sent you back a degree in the mail?? Western career college or something?? I never thought for a moment that would get by DAL management! Oh wait these are the very people that said "we lost less money this year than last year so really we made a profit" Wow that's crack college education for ya there huh?? See I just attended a small school in Daytona Beach in the early 90's so what do I know??

Delta Air Lines Inc., which is operating under bankruptcy protection, reported Wednesday a wider fourth-quarter loss of nearly $2 billion because of hefty restructuring items.
The Atlanta-based company said it lost $1.98 billion for the three months ending Dec. 31, compared to a loss of $1.24 billion a year ago.
Revenue rose 5.3 percent to $4.14 billion from $3.93 billion in the same period a year ago.
Excluding reorganization and other one-time items, the loss was $179 million.
Delta's chief financial officer, Ed Bastian, said in a memo to employees Wednesday that the nation's third-largest carrier is making improvements, including cutting costs.

You gotta love this part, how much are you going to give back to get out of BK, you can tell me I'LL KEEP IT SECRET...
'Our financial improvements have one important common theme _ they would not have been possible without the efforts of all Delta employees,' Bastian wrote.

Delta hopes to emerge from bankruptcy as early as April as a standalone carrier with a projected value of $9.4 billion to $12 billion.
'Although we are well on our way to exiting bankruptcy, there is still work left to do as we stay focused on delivering our standalone plan,' Bastian said in his memo to employees. 'We are clearly doing a lot right, and our goal is now in sight _ a goal you've worked hard to realize; a goal whose rewards you deserve.'
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On the Net:
Delta Air Lines Inc.: http://www.delta.com

 

[737 Pylt]

WD:
Your obsession is as pathetic as your comebacks. Spend more time working on that GED!
You'll be a better man (maybe) for it!
I know, we're in BK...... I've said it before, we're still better paid than those pesky cactus pilots!

737

How's parker's rehab going?

 

[Wiskey Driver]

WD:
Your obsession is as pathetic as your comebacks. Spend more time working on that GED!
You'll be a better man (maybe) for it!
I know, we're in BK...... I've said it before, we're still better paid than those pesky cactus pilots!

737

How's parker's rehab going?

For now you're are paid better but only for a couple of more months!!! I am going ot visit Doug next week, I'll send him your love...

WD.

 

[FmrFreightDog]

For now you're are paid better but only for a couple of more months!!! I am going ot visit Doug next week, I'll send him your love...

WD.

Gonna be kind of hard to say hello with your mouth full, isn't it?

 

[Wiskey Driver]

WD:
Your obsession is as pathetic as your comebacks. Spend more time working on that GED!
You'll be a better man (maybe) for it!
I know, we're in BK...... I've said it before, we're still better paid than those pesky cactus pilots!

737

How's parker's rehab going?

I know you didn't use the term "obsession" did you not with the way you obsess over 400A?? C'mon say it ain't so please...

WD

 

[Doug Parker]

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Gonna be kind of hard to say hello with your mouth full, isn't it?

I don't care who you are - that is some funy shizzle!!!!!!!!






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[400ADude]

I just finished watching the The Late Show. The Top Ten was hilarious.

Jet Blue Excuses
5) Still better than flying Delta
HHAHHAHHHAHAHHAHHAAAAAHHAHAHHHAHHAHHAHHAHA!:laugh:

That was hilarious. Better than Delta, my god.:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: