What does TSA stand for? Add your own

[chignutsak]

Toiletry Search Agency
Terrorism Support Agency
Transportation Sloth Agency
Transparently Senseless Aggravation
Totalitarian Subjugation Acclimators
Take Scissors Away
Thousands Standing Around
The Silly Agency
The Stupid Agency
Thieving & Stealing Agency
Tyrannical Scam Artists
Total Synapse Arrest
The Shoe Aficionados
Taxes Spent Aimlessly
Tear Suitcase Apart
Truth Systematically Avoided
Trivial, Superfluous Actors
Tricking Sucker Americans
Tourism Sabotage Activity
Torn Socks Again
Tired, Slow, and Anal
Truthless Screener Act
Tries Simulating Assignment
Turpitude Summarily Accepted
Travellers Subjected Arbitrarily
Terrorists Still Allowed
Theatrical Self Aggrandizement
Trained Shoe Analysts
Three Stooges Audition
They Steal Anything
Tenderfoot Sanitarium Attendants
Too many Stupid Administrators

 

[Dilligaff]

Too Stupid for Arby's

 

[AGuyThatFlys]

Theatrical Security Agency

 

[Knob]

Trying to Smell Alcohol

 

[regionaltard]

They Suck A$$

 

[flyer172r]

Thugs, Slackers, and Alcoholics

 

[txpilot1974]

They Suck A$$

Ding Ding Ding!!

 

[CRJDispatchKid]

Tons Standing Around

 

[Rez O. Lewshun]

How about something about oversized drinks like maga gulps that always seem to in one hand with a wand in the other all while the blah blah blah with the x-ray reader about mind numbing subjects that wouldn't intrest my pre-teen...

 

[Midnight Flyer]

Thumb Sucking A$$holes

 

[propsarebest]

Tub Stackers of America

 

[Muppets]

Go jets.....oh wait, completely different TSA

 

[viper548]

Those Stupid A$$holes

 

[Windsor]

Terminally Stupid A$$holes

 

[ATTCS]

Taxpayers Screwed Again
Thousands Standing Around

 

[EMB170Pilot]

Not this stupid F'ing thread again

next

 

[Prop2Jet]

FAA PROFILING

FEDERAL AVIATION ADMINISTRATION TRANSPORTATION SECURITY SCREENER ATTITUDE ASSESSMENT
To insure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing us, airport screeners will not be allowed to profile people. They will continue random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, Secret Service agents who are members of the President's security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winning former state Governors.
In accordance with this policy, Transportation Security Screener applicants are being asked to take the following test, which will ensure that employees do not harbor hidden biases that could lead to unfortunate assumptions:
In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, Israeli athletes were kidnapped and massacred by:
a. Olga Corbutt
b. Sitting Bull
c. Arnold Schwartzeneger
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by:
a. Lost Norwegians
b. Elvis
c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
a. John Dillinger
b. The King of Sweden
c. The Boy Scouts
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
a. A pizza delivery boy
b. Pee Wee Herman
c. Geraldo Rivera making up for a slow news day
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered in his wheelchair and thrown overboard by:
a. The Smurfs
b. Davy Jones
c. The Little Mermaid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a U.S. Navy diver was murdered by:
a. Captain Kid
b. Charles Lindberg
c. Mother Teresa
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
a. Scooby Doo
b. The Tooth Fairy
c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
a. Richard Simmons
b. Grandma Moses
c. Michael Jordan
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
a. Mr. Rogers
b. Hillary Clinton
c. The World Wrestling Federation
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked and destroyed and thousands of people were murdered by:
a. Bugs Bunny, Wile E. Coyote, Daffy Duck, Elmer Fudd
b. Florida's Governor Jeb Bush
c. Mr. Bean
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
a. Enron
b. The Lutheran Church
c. The NFL
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

In 2002 four French journalists, incuding one woman, were dragged from their cars near the Pakistan border with Afghanistan, taken behind some rocks, and shot to death by:
a. Gang Green's front four
b. Barney
c. The Smashing Pumpkins
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
a. Bonny and Clyde
b. Captain Kangaroo
c. Billy Graham
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
Now, please review your answers according to the following key:
D
If you answered any of the questions incorrectly, please go to the following link to apply for an airport screening position... http://www.tsa.dot.gov/employment/tss.shtm

 

[ironspud]

Totally stupid aviators.