PSA a deal has been reached 900'S

[Clipper_Aurora]

OOOOOooooo I heard it thru the grape vine, PSA Union as well as PSA managment has agreed to a deal on the CRJ-900. That would benefit this whole pilot group....something that unions are supposed to do right?

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUT, For some reason ALPA D. Worthless won't sign it....WHY?

1. use PSA to get a better contract for Mainline E190s? putting PSA in a bad position,

2. apples against apples election year is coming up for him, more Mainline US than PSA pilots, more money flows into ALPA from US than PSA (go figure)

3. WHY IS US ALPA AND PSA ALPA? conflict of interest and PSA is paying the price

thats all

 

[dollacrackho]

what is your source ? did your hear that from the toothless whore that hands out candy in e concourse bathrooms.

 

[BoilerUP]

Crew room gospel, or is there some truth to this rumor?

 

[DrewBlows]

A friend of a freind told me that my company was going to give me a $10 per hour raise, a company Corvette, and personal valet parking while at work. ALPA national refused to sign the contract. Why? Because of a confict of interest between mainline pilots and DrewBlows. ALPA wants mainline pilots to drive Vipers and have unlimited access to the best whores on every layover. If I'm paid $10 more mainline pilots will have to hire second class whores. I'm sick of this whipsaw game.

 

[PunchTheClown]

I really dont care what happens anymore, I just am tired of hearing about it.

 

[EDUC8-or]

what is your source ? did your hear that from the toothless whore that hands out candy in e concourse bathrooms.

It's true, I have a reliable source...


One of the girls at Quiznos sent me to her friend at TCBY Treats and she told me to ask for the "Extra Secret PSA Special" at Jamba Juice. I got it and was told to drink it as fast as I can and when I did I got a brain freeze and had a vision of 900's coming to PSA. It was kind of like the Doors movie when Jim Morrison ate the peyote, but even more lucid. Bank on it.

 

[PunchTheClown]

It's true, I have a reliable source...


One of the girls at Quiznos sent me to her friend at TCBY Treats and she told me to ask for the "Extra Secret PSA Special" at Jamba Juice. I got it and was told to drink it as fast as I can and when I did I got a brain freeze and had a vision of 900's coming to PSA. It was kind of like the Doors movie when Jim Morrison ate the peyote, but even more lucid. Bank on it.

I also heard that Ferris passed out at 31 flavors last night. I guess its pretty serious.


Save Ferris!

 

[Thermocouple]

I've heard the same rumor floating around.

No idea if there is as much truth to it as all the other rumors around here or if it actually has a factual base. I'll take it for what it's worth for now, just a PSA rumor.

 

[BeCareful!]

Can we pick the color on the Corvette, or is it white with gray blowing sand and a navy blue spoiler? Or is the Corvette thing just another part of this bogus rumor?

 

[PunchTheClown]

And with the latest rumor of there being yet another J4J class they will have plenty of CEL guys to fly them.

 

[WSurf]

And with the latest rumor of there being yet another J4J class they will have plenty of CEL guys to fly them.

CEL? Thought they were APL's!!!! Crap if you guys are taking CEL's I am on my way!!! ;-D

 

[PunchTheClown]

Might as well Surf, you know the best way to upgrade at PSA is to be furloughed from another airline.

 

[WSurf]

Yea... You know, sometimes you just gotta grab a nice Bourbon on Ice sit back and laugh at this industry!!! Then get up off the couch and Kick the $hit out of your dog, and tell yourself, 'Why the hell did I get into this Profession, that even isn't a profession.'

 

[PunchTheClown]

Hey surf, remember that if you come here you get to fly a jet! Gotta leave your dog at home though, we'll find you something here you can kick around.

 

[BeCareful!]

on Ice?

 

[whatfuelpolicy]

I heard from a Saigon whore that PSA is getting rid of all their jets and will be picking up all the Dorks they parked a couple of years ago.

 

[EDUC8-or]

A friend of a freind told me that my company was going to give me a $10 per hour raise, a company Corvette, and personal valet parking while at work. ALPA national refused to sign the contract. Why? Because of a confict of interest between mainline pilots and DrewBlows. ALPA wants mainline pilots to drive Vipers and have unlimited access to the best whores on every layover. If I'm paid $10 more mainline pilots will have to hire second class whores. I'm sick of this whipsaw game.

Your friend is just a wee bit off. The part about the raise is correct, but the language in the proposal was a little vague where it said "Vette". After a quick conversation with management it was discovered we will get a company Chevette. Originally they stated "Vette" knowing we would get excited about a Corvette, but they were trying to pull a fast one on us.

 

[bailey3083]

Yeah PSA has new pay rates F/O will pay them for flying the shiny new planes and Capts will make 17k a yr just like every other regional out there you will be the whore of the industry.

 

[Tank]

Yeah PSA has new pay rates F/O will pay them for flying the shiny new planes and Capts will make 17k a yr just like every other regional out there you will be the whore of the industry.

what is your post in response to??

 

[dollacrackho]

the 900's are coming !! the company put it over the top when they offered every pilot a lifetime membership to the jelly of the month club.

 

[n7715x]

Guys, this is great news for PSA. The Chevette makes such an awesome retro-esque airport car...I'd highly reccomend a duct-tape racing stripe, and a small windsock riveted to the roof. Oh, and of course the custom license plate "DBL PEN"...tribute to your CEO Mr. D. Parker....

 

[EDUC8-or]

Plus the 'Vette (Chevette that is) gets about 30 MPG and averages about 50 MPG if you average all the times you'll have to get it towed and push it down the street when it breaks down. I'm ordering one with a stick so I can lay some wheel in the employee lot.

 

[Gofish]

Ha Ha...funny thing is I used to drive one of those back in the day...5 speed too...used to call it the "semi" as in "semi-car"

 

[ex j-41]

I would trade ALPA for a "Vette" any day. Yes even a Chevette!
Hell i would trade ALPA for a piece of turd. Thats gotta taste better
than the crap at Ruby Thursdays!