you might be... (cont.)

[freightman]

here's a couple more:

you might be freight trash if....

you don't turn on the ice lights because you don't want to see what might be going on out there.

you have ever used your 2-D cell flashlight as an inflight ice light.

 

[Smoking Man]

You Might Be Freight Trash

If you have ever bought a bottle of laundry detergent thinking about how it would make a nice Port-O-John one-day (With Kitty litter in the bottom of course).


I prefered the Wisk bottle--- Larger opening.


Smoking Man

 

[skytrucker]

port-OH!-john

Is that for #1, or #2???



p.s never,never,never use a styrofoam cup. Take my word on this.

 

[Smoking Man]

#1 only

 

[EX_CV580FR8Dawg]

You Might be trash if two outta 3 company credit cards get declined when it comes time to pay for fuel.


Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing Glue!!

 

[imploded]

You might be frieght trash if the lineboy tips you, because "You look like you need all the help you can get".

You might be freight trash if you carry a hibachi, to cook your cargo, "Just in case I get hungry"

Cheers,

-Andrew

 

[414Flyer]

Or if weight and balance is something you do after you takeoff, but before you land.

Or you dont pull out the approach charters, because hell, you even have the ILS frequencies memorized since you fly to the same airports day after day.

When listening to the ATIS, you switch to approach as soon as you hear the atis identifier, because thats all you were really needing it for anyways.

You fly up north, and know that in the winter, 500' and 1 mile is practically VFR in minnesota in the winter