would jesus fly the EMB-190?

[dash8driver]

just curious if anyone happens to know the answer...

 

[RJP]

Depends if Jesus is a chick or not.

 

[typhoonpilot]

Only if he needed to cross the Red Sea.

TP

 

[jobear]

Nah Jesus is a Boieng man! Besides why would the almighty fly in an French made plane or even funnier one made by the Brazilian government.



Jobear

 

[Sarka]

If he can walk on water he probably doesn't need any aircraft to fly.

 

[Captain X]

Not after HE saw the pay rate.

 

[SenorSpielbergo]

Not after HE saw the pay rate.

I disagree. Of all people, HE would be able to sustain himself on the crap wages. After all, he can turn water into wine, etc. Plus, he could have a second job as a carpenter to make ends meet if necessary.

 

[jobear]

I disagree. Of all people, HE would be able to sustain himself on the crap wages. After all, he can turn water into wine, etc. Plus, he could have a second job as a carpenter to make ends meet if necessary.

Senor Spielbergo I believe you dropped your knife hear ya go

OUCH

Jobear

 

[Captain X]

I disagree. Of all people, HE would be able to sustain himself on the crap wages. After all, he can turn water into wine, etc. Plus, he could have a second job as a carpenter to make ends meet if necessary.

Good point!

 

[Swede]

He'd certainly grease every landing. He could also do this:


Copilot - "Uh oh, ORD isn't looking good!
METAR KORD 041656Z 19020G26KT RVR600/600/600 -SHRA A3016

Jesus - "Check the ATIS again, please..."

Copilot - "Hmmm, now it's CAVU!!"

 

[kevdog]

Where the hell is timebuilder to answer a Jesus question?

 

[FN FAL]

just curious if anyone happens to know the answer...

Yea! Even Jesus is smart enough to realize that if a woman can do it, it's not a man's job!

 

[jobear]

Yea! Even Jesus is smart enough to realize that if a woman can do it, it's not a man's job!

All hail FN FAL for hitting the Nail on the Head
http://www.familyguyfiles.com/episodes/showfull.php?image=FG-202_2.png

Jobear

 

[rumpletumbler]

Doesn't the Bandit have P&W? I think Jesus would prefer the Garrett.

 

[TurboS7]

I think that Jesus would love it rockin and rollin and the weather right down the crapper. If you read your Bible you will find that Jesus was asleep on the boat at night in the Sea of Galilee. As a matter of fact you will find that he took his pillow, he planned on sleeping. The only reason he said "Peace be still" and the seas were calmed was because the diciples were afraid. If Jesus was am awesome carpenter and a perfectionist I am sure that he would have loved to fly---an airplane.

 

[FN FAL]

I think that Jesus would love it rockin and rollin and the weather right down the crapper. If you read your Bible you will find that Jesus was asleep on the boat at night in the Sea of Galilee. As a matter of fact you will find that he took his pillow, he planned on sleeping. The only reason he said "Peace be still" and the seas were calmed was because the diciples were afraid. If Jesus was am awesome carpenter and a perfectionist I am sure that he would have loved to fly---an airplane.

I don't blame him. Riding in a plane would be a great catharsis for Jesus...rather than trying to figure out how to stop 55,000 Americans from bludgeoning themselves in automobiles or keeping 25,000 people from being murdered in this country...he could escape it all and go for a plane ride.

 

[Flyin Tony]

uuummmm

 

[blzr]

I remember my dad always telling me to "cut my hair" when I was a kid. So one day I saked him if I could borrow the car. He told me that I could only borrow the car if I was going to get a haircut. So, I decided to be a smart ass and told him that Jesus had long hair too.

He thought about it for a second and took the keys away from me and said
"yeah, and Jesus walked everewhere he went too".
True story. Yey another example of my battleship mouth and roeboat butt.

So I definately think Jesus would fly the E-190 if they paid more than what JB is going to pay.

 

[Airpiraterob]

i believe i covered what became of this thread in my WWJF thread form a while ago.
http://forums.flightinfo.com/showthread.php?t=31659
however would he fly the 190? i dunno, what kind of "savings" would he get? (knee slapper guffaw)

somehting wooden.
something humble.
perhaps an old and worn out donated-as-a-tax-writeoff-to-charity Bellanca cruiseair or something.

 

[FN FAL]

uuummmm

uuummmmm what? Ummmmm in genral because of the thread, uuuuummmmm because Jesus can't prevent traffic accidents or murder? uuuummmm what?