Worst Airline Managers, on an island....

[Traumahawk]

On a jumpseat yesterday, we were coming up with ideas of what kind of island paradise to leave our beloved airline leaders on for some "special" time together..."Airline Exec Survivor" style...

We thought we should group the worst of the worst in this business (JO, HULAS, Lorenzo, Icahn etc..) and dump them on an island somewhere for one year. Ok 5 years.

My island for them would definately have been pre-infested with swarms of mosquitos and biting gnats. And fire ants since we'd take their shoes. We could leave them one rusted burned out CRJ shell to sleep in.

Perhaps every 6 months we could fly over and drop a note saying, sorry, rescue not possible this year, no coverage. Oil $100 a barrell.

The game made the fact that my feet had fallen asleep somewhere in hour 2 all the more bearable.
I'm sure we missed some important details.

 

[WalterSobchak]

We could leave them one rusted burned out CRJ shell to sleep in.

That might be giving those bastards a little too much. If you give them anything, give them plywood boards only.

 

[30West]

And only 8 hours of "rest" between competitions. Then tell them in order to keep fuel costs down for the supply helicopter, they'll need to do without 40-60% of the survival supplies they normally recieve each month.

 

[regionaltard]

My island for them would definately have been pre-infested with swarms of mosquitos and biting gnats. And fire ants since we'd take their shoes. We could leave them one rusted burned out CRJ shell to sleep in.

Don't forget the starving rats. That way they could be forced to underbid each other for the right to perform some sort of humiliating, menial task in order to be awarded a night's worth of starving rat immunity.

 

[Jmoney]

Bl

I think we should include BL (just left ASA to "spend more time with family".) He would make a great gay cabana boy!

What a useless loser! I guess we are probably all better off now that he is spending most of his time being useless on a golf course somewhere!

 

[samballs]

Can I throw Dave Soaper on this island? He's a VP but dumb as a brick. He could be the butler of the island.

 

[Mike man]

Haiti...that would pretty much encompass about the worst the earth has to offer.

 

[say again]

And use it as a nuclear test sight.

 

[SuperPilot]

No, you don't want to use it as a nuclear test site. Those bums would survive somehow, mutate, and turn into some kind of Godzilla-type monsters. Not good.

--SP

 

[say again]

No, you don't want to use it as a nuclear test site. Those bums would survive somehow, mutate, and turn into some kind of Godzilla-type monsters. Not good.

--SP

hahaha, very true. :laugh::laugh:

 

[PBRstreetgang]

No way,
Turn the island into a Navy/Marine Naval weapons range, with HE and napalm as the main menu items.
PBR

 

[ifly4food]

Orenstien would eat everyone on the island with fava beans and a dry chianti.

 

[~~~^~~~]

We need Leo Mullins and Michelle Burns.

Someone has to get voted off / eaten alive by Carl Ichan / in the first round. Mr., Mrs., well whatever Michelle is, must included with Leo as a package deal just to give him the chance to stay in the game until the first commercial break.

As for LaBreque being a Cabana Boy, Carl Ichan was literally a Cabana Boy and paid his way through college by beating rich folks who made the mistake of inviting the Cabana Kid to their poker games. He cleaned them out and learned a serious contempt for senior management at the same time. Turned out to be a heck of a college eduction.

 

[Foxcow]

Haiti...that would pretty much encompass about the worst the earth has to offer.

You have absolutely no idea what you are talking about. Haiti is one of the most beautiful places on this planet and far too good for those guys.

 

[Princedietrich]

There are several islands in the Pacific, unfortunately the names are escaping me, which are literally nothing more than gigantic piles of guano. That's right, islands made exclusively of bird poo. Nothing lives there, nothing grows there, but birds land on them to take a breather and drop a load.

 

[rightseatjocky]

Laughing,
Wasn't Australia an island for criminals. I am pretty sure of that. Hmm Now if we could dump them on an island we know is going to be nuked, hmm now we're talking.