Working in the regional airline industry

[ILOVEBEER]

Working in the regional airline industry:

1. We work in weird shifts...
Like prostitutes

2. They pay you to make the client happy...
Like a prostitute

3. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps almost
every penny...
Like a prostitute

4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client's dreams...
Like a prostitute

5. Your friends fall apart and you end up hanging out with people in the
same profession as you...
Like a prostitute

6. When you have to meet the client you always have to be perfectly groomed....
Like a prostitute

7. But when you go back home it seems like you are coming back from hell...
Like a prostitute

8. The client always wants to pay less but expects incredible things from you...
Like a prostitute

9. When people ask you about your job, you have difficulties to explain it...
Like a prostitute


10. Everyday when you wake up, you say:
I'M NOT GOING TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE DOING THIS".....
Like a prostitute




REMARKS
The only difference is the prostitutes can take Christmas and New Year's Eve
off and they actually DO make a lot of Money!!!

 

[greg52083]

Maybe you should become a prostitute

 

[olympus593]

If only we had escort services for F/A...It woud be an OK job.

 

[ILOVEBEER]

Thanks for quoting the whole post greg, I didn't see it the first time.

 

[greg52083]

Happy?

 

[ILOVEBEER]

Thank you

 

[greg52083]

welcome

 

[Stifler's Mom]

Maybe you should become a prostitute

With the name, "I LOVE BEER", one can only surmise what he looks like. Body by Bud????? :beer:

 

[greg52083]

Beer, the more you drink the better you feel, the better you feel the more you jerk, the more you jerk the harder you shoot, the harder you shoot the...

 

[jc3]

more you wish you were back at the crib!

 

[greg52083]

Nice bro