Words of wisdom

[Pintarski]

"Never wrestle with a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it."

 

[chawbein]

Point taken!

 

[JCJ]

Never try to teach a pig to sing

It wastes your time and it annoys the pig.

 

[KiloBase]

Three Key ones.

#1 Never pet a burning dog.

#2 Don't eat yellow snow.

#3 Be very careful around helicopters, if you stare at the tail rotor it can Hypnotise and draw you into it.

 

[PilotoHalcon]

Ref #3 would be like adding chlorine to the gene pool. I have heard some dumb things but that is far up there.
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[KiloBase]

true

When I was in Flight School we had to give a safety tip. When I gave #3 only a few people appreciated it... Everyone else thought I was serious.

 

[bigD]

#1 Never pet a burning dog.

I don't know why, but this one made me LMAO!

 

[Pintarski]

Good replies - very useful. After reading some other threads in this forum, I thought folks might want to read the first post in this thread again.

 

[Chunk]

Yeah....I guess I should ignore him. I know he's a troll.

 

[kelleyadai]

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

"Pig and elephant DNA, just don't splice" (Chef, South Park reference)