Wipe Your Empenage With A Comair Towel

[FurloughedAgain]

I love Ebay. Bid Early! Bid Often!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=4356050282&ssPageName=STRK:MESE:IT

 

[chperplt]

Your dogs didn't use it did they?

 

[FurloughedAgain]

nah, this one's fresh! <grin>

I have a feeling the dog towels wouldn't get too many bids.

 

[mooser]

I love Ebay. Bid Early! Bid Often!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=4356050282&ssPageName=STRK:MESE:IT

I havn't laughed this hard in a while

Mooser

 

[FurloughedAgain]

There's nothing funny about good hygene mister! A wet posterior could lead to colds, the flu, or severe chaffing!

 

[mooser]

There's nothing funny about good hygene mister! A wet posterior could lead to colds, the flu, or severe chaffing!

I think I need one of those Xjet Towels....

Mooser

 

[Captain Overs]

Does the character in the water represent being on a sinking ship!

 

[Rabble]

That is an interesting point Captain Over.

Is this towel which found itself on Ebay a soothsayer or fortune teller?

Will RJay survive a collapse of Comair?

If the ship sinks, will RJay (the personification of upper management) move to another company and continue to prosper?

If RJay is lost at sea, will the battle cry of all of the children who matriculate from the Delta Connection Academy remain, "Jets R' Neat!"?

Will RJay be mourned?

If the ship sinks will RJay be resurrected as a turboprop? And if so, will said academy graduates revolt against him screaming "Props R For Boats!"

The truly is a profoundly deep topic. The auction frightens me. Clouded his future is. Strong the lure of the dark-side is.

Rabble

 

[FurloughedAgain]

Just 1 day left in this auction!! Time is short so make sure that you bid today! This could be your LAST chance to own this one of a kind (sort of) collectors item! A towel like this doesn't come along every day...

A pilot emailed me just yesterday with the following question:

Q: do you know if the towel is made with free range cotton?

A: RJay was born on a farm in the Amish country of Ohio. He was hand-woven on a loom by a 13 year old girl who wanted something more. With a sparkle in her eye she began to weave and, before long, RJay was born. Comair pilots rejoiced and proclaimed, "We have a mascot and his name's RJay -- Get it?" And that was good.

Bid today and own this small piece of airline history. Not since the Valujet "Critter" has there been such an obnoxious, embarassing mascott as RJ. Once you have YOUR towel, you can make him PAY! Good luck!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=4356050282&ssPageName=STRK:MESE:IT

 

[FurloughedAgain]

Less than 24 hours remain in this auction. Dont miss your chance to bid! Opportunity knocks only once! Will you be able to explain to your children and your children's children why you DONT have a Comair RJ Towel??

Bid Today!

 

[wrigley23]

That is an interesting point Captain Over.

Is this towel which found itself on Ebay a soothsayer or fortune teller?

Will RJay survive a collapse of Comair?

If the ship sinks, will RJay (the personification of upper management) move to another company and continue to prosper?

If RJay is lost at sea, will the battle cry of all of the children who matriculate from the Delta Connection Academy remain, "Jets R' Neat!"?

Will RJay be mourned?

If the ship sinks will RJay be resurrected as a turboprop? And if so, will said academy graduates revolt against him screaming "Props R For Boats!"

The truly is a profoundly deep topic. The auction frightens me. Clouded his future is. Strong the lure of the dark-side is.

Rabble

Somebody rub you the wrong way in a past life Rabble? I'm sensing a hint of sarcasm.

Turboprops, huh? Not a bad idea. Actually I'm waiting for a Dash8 Q400 to show up on the ramp for show and tell as part of Fred's new Ohio plan. No more RJs to DAY, CMH, CLE, TOL, etc etc

 

[Rabble]

I agree that the Q400 would be a perfect airplane for short-haul. Burns a fraction of the fuel of the RJ. Horizon, I believe, has them certified for Category IIIb.

As for rubbing me the wrong way? Nah, not really.

It's the "Jets R Neat! I love Comair! We have a mascot and his name's RJ... get it?" crowd that bugs me.

These academy grads upgraded in two years with barely the experience to functionally command a 172 and now they cant find their way out of the standards manual without a navlog and a pair of foggles.

No big deal. It's my own bias. I think minimum hiring requirements for Comair should be 3000 TT and at least 1200 ME. (shrug) Nobody asked for my opinion though.

Where's that towel? I have something I need to wipe.

 

[FurloughedAgain]

um yeah...

I'm pleased to announce that the R.Jay towel was sold this afternoon! The auction ended a few hours ago and the towel was won for $5.50 and will be shipped to its new owner this week!

Congratulations to the new owner and thanks to all who bid!

 

[Bluestreak]

There's nothing funny about good hygene mister! A wet posterior could lead to colds, the flu, or severe chaffing!

No my brother ! Just use some Anti Monkey Butt Powder and all is well.Eating in truck stops has it's advantages.Here's a linky:

http://www.antimonkeybutt.com/

 

[N2264J]

Wipe Your Empenage...

The auction ended a few hours ago and the towel was won for $5.50 and will be shipped to its new owner this week!

Just curious. Is it going to cost you more to ship it to the new owner than they paid for it?

 

[FurloughedAgain]

No, shipping added another $5 to the price.