Will the REAL Ben Franklin STAND UP?

[Ben Franklin]

Please do not hang up.

I am an XJT pilot. I have been gone for some time flying my trips and on a small vacation. While I was gone, some of my friends sacked my computer and since I had the cookies function enabled, they apparently got on here and made some waves on this site.

ON THEIR BEHALF, I APOLOGIZE FOR ANYONE WHO WAS OFFENDED BY THEIR LAME, SORRY AND RUDE ATTEMPT AT HUMOR.

They "jacked" a post that looked to me like an honest interview/hiring post. - totally lame. I rarely post here or over on the calforums site since I just like to look and see what people have to say about stuff. My friends are pilots(non-XJT), too and they do know about some of my XJT experiences and they thought that it would be funny to trash my/our company on here. I repeat, I am an XJT pilot and would never thrash my own company or fellow pilots on here as it would seem that I did. My friends will be dealt with as the practical joke world may dictate at the appropriate time. Again, to anyone that took offense, my friends were messing around and should never have gone as far as they did. They have ruined any chance that I have of ever responding to a post on here with any merit. I hope to be at least allowed to continue watching from the sidelines, if you will all still have me.

Thanks for reading, please accept my apologies for my lame friends. They will be dealt with accordingly.

Sincerely,

B. Franklin - Printer

 

[8HourPilot]

I think as a result a "BenFranklinsMOM" has popped up, been some good s@#$ following that.

 

[8HourPilot]

Oh yeah, shes real hot too.

 

[pipejockey]

Thats OK Ben, apology accepted.

Was one of them that crackhead who XJT had to fire?

I know, I know, that was uncalled for but I couldnt resist

 

[BenFranklinsMom]

Ben Ben Ben. You'll never learn.

 

[8HourPilot]

Ben's mom, can we please get together? the suspense is killing me.

 

[Stifler's Mom]

Oh yeah, shes real hot too.

I thought I was the only hot mom.


Ben,
If you are really an XJet pilot, you should be easy to find. I mean how many 15,000 hour SR-71 and F177-A pilots can there actually be there???????

 

[8HourPilot]

Well you are hot, let there be no doubt there, but Ben's mom, to die for.

 

[TOGA]

Oh, man!! Apology accepted! Nice practical joke. Take your time brewing up a retaliation . . . a really good one is certainly justified!