Why muslim terrorrists blow up Boeings

[freightdogfred]

> I've always wondered why they're so desperate to meet Allah.
>
> Let's see now:
>
> No Jesus,
> No Wal-Mart,
> No television,
> No cheerleaders,
> No baseball,
> No football,
> No basketball,
> No hockey,
> No golf,
> No tailgate parties,
> No Home Depot,
> No pork BBQ,
> No hot dogs,
> No burgers,
> No lobster,
> No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks,
> No gumbo,
> No jambalaya.
>
> More than one wife.
>
> Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
> Constant wailing from the guy
> next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.
> Constant wailing
> from the guy in the tower.
> No chocolate chip cookies.
> No Christmas.
> You can't shave.
> Your wives can't shave.
> You can't shower to wash off
> the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
>
> The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
> Your bride is picked by someone else.
> She smells just like your donkey, but your
> donkey has a better disposition.
>
> Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
>
> I mean, really, IS THERE A MYSTERY HERE ??

 

[fLYbUDDY]

Your wives can't shave.

 

[WrightAvia]

Plus, they don't have a MISS AMERICA PAGENT! Hahahahahahaha!

 

[LAXSaabdude]

> I've always wondered why they're so desperate to meet Allah.
>
> Let's see now:

> No Wal-Mart,......

You say that like it's a bad thing......

LAXSaabdude

(Hates Walmart, stripmalls, and those Godd-mned lookalike McMansion suburbs)

 

[Corbon]

At least they don't have John Stamos blabbering about his mom and long distance every other commercial. I hate that guy. His wife on the other hand......

 

[aviator_43]

No Wal-Mart?!?!?!

You say that like that's a bad thing!

 

[46Driver]

I'll give up my Wal-Mart when they pull my cold dead hands from the shopping cart... Wait a minute, am I on the right thread???

 

[avbug]

I've boycotted the miss america pagent by refusing to watch it ever since it preempted an episode of Simon and Simon once, a few moons ago.

I may tune in again when they come up with the swimsuitless competition.

Remember, it's not a beauty pagent. It's a scholarship program.

 

[slapstick]

No jesus, wal-mart, and television? sign me up!

 

[Huck]

Dennis Miller says that they are all shooting for the 72 virgins in the afterlife, but hey - after about ten or twelve, trust me - you're gonna want a pro!

 

[flywithastick]

ahhh.... the Religion of Peace!

 

[Negative Prist]

I've boycotted the miss america pagent by refusing to watch it ever since it preempted an episode of Simon and Simon once, a few moons ago.

I may tune in again when they come up with the swimsuitless competition.

Avbug, That reminds me of one of my favorite personal motivation techniques. When I get a little down, I think to myself 'Today is just another day closer to full frontal nudity on network television.'

By the way, I wish I had that episode of Simon and Simon to offer you, but I think the closest thing in my library is Scarecrow and Mrs. King. Its yours for the asking, though.

 

[cessna_driver2]

Dennis Miller says that they are all shooting for the 72 virgins in the afterlife, but hey - after about ten or twelve, trust me - you're gonna want a pro!

Ah but having sex when your not married is a sin punishable by death. But if you’re dead already how does that work.

Recent scholars say that it should be raisins instead of virgins? What hell of a deal if the people convince you to kill yourself and all you get is 72 raisins.

How ironic would that be?

 

[Typhoon1244]

Recent scholars say that it should be raisins instead of virgins? What hell of a deal if the people convince you to kill yourself and all you get is 72 raisins.

I like what Robin Williams said: these guys are going to be real surprised when they arrive in Heaven and get the sh_t kicked out of them by seventy-seven Virginians...

 

[avbug]

Is Bruce Boxleitner still alive?

 

[VADriver]

I'll give up my Wal-Mart when they pull my cold dead hands from the shopping cart... Wait a minute, am I on the right thread???

No Wal-Mart?!?!?!

You say that like that's a bad thing!

Yeah it is a bad thing..... organized airline guys should have an idea. Wal Mart treats labor like.... well read on......

But before you do...this is information. You decide what to think. Maybe someone has info to counter this......


http://pweb.jps.net/~dcasner/SFSAWalMartPage.html

Walmart Facts:

WalMart employs approximately 720,000 people. Of that number, A MAJORITY of them QUALIFY FOR FOOD STAMPS. Yes folks, you, me, all of us, are providing welfare to a majority of WalMart employees, and in essence to WalMart itself. That means that WalMart is responsible for providing poverty level wages to at least 360,000 workers, and their families...but the number is much larger. And the figure includes not just part-time employees, but all full-time employees, as well.

WalMart also provides NO affordable Health-Care.

For every job that WalMart creates in a community it displaces from 2 to 5 existing jobs, many that formerly provided benefits.

WalMart employs approximately 100,000 workers in other countries to manufacture goods sold in WalMart stores. The majority of those jobs qualify for sweatshop status. Much of it is forced labor, such as in China. Of that 100,000, many are children.

WalMart gets special tax-breaks in most of the cities that they move into, tax-breaks that are not afforded the smaller "Mom & Pop" stores and other business that they eventually run out of business. Many of the former business owners are then forced to go to work for WalMart for poverty level wages, with no benefits.

WalMart likes to advertise its goods as "made in the USA". The truth is, most of their goods are manufactured whole or in-part by sweatshop or forced-labor in other countries.

Any WalMart employee who gets "caught" exploring "in any way" the possibility of bringing a union into WalMart is immediately fired. Only one WalMart store is unionized--that is in Canada where they have much stronger labor laws.

WalMart's labor practices are, of course, against the law, and they have lost numerous unfair labor suits brought against them by former employees--but they persist in their practices.

And now...WalMart is planning to go into the grocery Super-Market business, with the same business ethics and unfair labor practices that they are famous for.

So...how much are you willing to give up for a cheap bag of groceries? Careful before you answer, because it could be a whole lot more than you imagine. But then, if you're read the information contained on this page you already know.

* * * * *

Now, ask yourself a few questions:

Is WalMart the kind of business that you want to patronize...considering all that you now know?

Do you believe that cheap prices are worth all the misery and suffering that they bring...not just in 3rd World countries, but right here in our own back yard?

Remember...the next job to go just might be yours...

Take action:

1) Contact WalMart and let them know how you feel about their policies. (Note: Wal-Mart has recently changed their contact webpages to make it more difficult for consumers to contact them. We advise that you go ahead and pick a department and send your comments to them anyway. Every comment counts...especially yours).

2) Use our Links at the top of this page to find out more about WalMart, and the many other companies who are getting wealthy off the sweat and sacrafice of their workers.

3) Think before you buy...remember, as consumers you have incredible power right inside your wallet. Use it wisely.

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To learn more about the underside of WalMart, and founder Sam Walton, read: In Sam We Trust: The Untold Story of Sam Walton and How Wal-Mart Is Devouring America by Bob Ortega - Investigative journalist Bob Ortega exposes the underside of Wal-Mart and chronicles Sam Walton's rise from backwater retailer in Arkansas to one of the richest men in the country. The book lays open Walton’s practiced use of corporate double-speak, showing that even as he was making a big media splash with his "Buy American" program in the 1980s, he was quietly expanding his company's Hong Kong staff and continuing to import apparel made by cheap child labor in the Third World.

 

[LAXSaabdude]

Yeah it is a bad thing..... organized airline guys should have an idea. Wal Mart treats labor like.... well read on......

VADriver-

Minor nitpicky detail....

We were questioning whether "No Wal-Mart" is a "bad thing", as the original poster stated that it was a reason to drive one to terrorism.

Thanks for all the info, it just confirmed what we already knew.....

Wal-Mart sucks!

LAXSaabdude.

 

[WrightAvia]

I like what Robin Williams said: these guys are going to be real surprised when they arrive in Heaven and get the sh_t kicked out of them by seventy-seven Virginians...

I think it would be even funnier if it was WEST Virginians.

That there river don't go to Aintry!