Who wants to fly my ho-jet?

[sardinesnack]

Hi my company is hireing "regional jet pilots" not to be confused with legacy carrier pilots, or even one higher step of "Budget Airline pilots" no sir our company demands top quality individuals willing to work for high paying wages of $900.00 a month who are willing to be away from home for more than 85% of the time. You will be rigoursly scruitanized, have no job protection what so ever and possibly be fired with out oppurtunity to upgrade to a higher status. Please send applications to nobody. As you need to know some people dum....ahem I mean qualified like you already here to be considered for employment at my airline. Good luck were all counting on the likes of you.

 

[FN FAL]

What's a "shiney" plane?

 

[paulsalem]

900 a month.

LOL I made more than that working part time in college.







But seriously just how shiny are we talking about here.

 

[Thedude]

Wow...I make more than that in Per Diem a month

 

[Flyerjosh]

Ummm 900 a month? That's a step BELOW the budget airline level...

 

[Ill Mitch]

What's a "shiney" plane?

Maybe it is the plane that belongs to Shiney, a band in Australia.

Or maybe he meant "shiny". If that's the case, flying freight we don't see too many shiny airplanes.
Of course, we had a couple go through the paint shop in the past few months. Too bad the panels are still covered in dried boogers and the inside of the airplanes smell like poo gas and rotten fish.

 

[mcjohn]

Maybe it is the plane that belongs to Shiney, a band in Australia.

The only band from Australia that I want to hear about is AC/DC. I just got a box set of nothing but their old stuff from the 70's and 80's. Without a doubt....the most badass sh!t I've heard in a loooong time. I used to hate AC/DC!? Now I think they're rock gods.

 

[FN FAL]

Maybe it is the plane that belongs to Shiney, a band in Australia.

Or maybe he meant "shiny". If that's the case, flying freight we don't see too many shiny airplanes.

Of course, we had a couple go through the paint shop in the past few months. Too bad the panels are still covered in dried boogers and the inside of the airplanes smell like poo gas and rotten fish.

Hahaha...yea, I can dig it.

 

[Ill Mitch]

The only band from Australia that I want to hear about is AC/DC. I just got a box set of nothing but their old stuff from the 70's and 80's. Without a doubt....the most badass sh!t I've heard in a loooong time. I used to hate AC/DC!? Now I think they're rock gods.

I hear ya. Growing up I never liked them. Now that I am older and my bad assitude has increased by 1000% or so, I groove to them quite often.

 

[mcjohn]

I hear ya. Growing up I never liked them. Now that I am older and my bad assitude has increased by 1000% or so, I groove to them quite often.

R I G H T ....O N !