Which is better, an airplane or a woman?

[crash-proof]

sorry, maybe this should have gone in the YGBSM forum...


Which is better, an airplane or a woman?

Airplanes can kill you quickly; a woman takes her
time.

Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.

Airplanes don't get mad if you 'touch and go.'

Airplanes don't object to a preflight inspection.

Airplanes come with manuals to explain their
operation.

Airplanes have strict weight and balance limits.

Airplanes can be flown any time of the month.

Airplanes don't come with in-laws.

Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes
you have flown before.

Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.

Airplanes don't mind if you like to look at other
airplanes.

Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.

Airplanes expect to be tied down.

Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.

Airplanes don't whine unless something is really
wrong.

However, when your airplane goes quiet, just like a
woman,
it can be a very bad thing!

 

[alvin]

Here's a couple more

Airplanes don't care if you rent another airplane for the weekend

Airplanes don't care if you have more than one..



Fly safe

 

[cessna_driver2]

deja vu. I think we went through this once before. I'll just duck and cover and let you guys hammer it out this time.

Have fun

 

[Frank Bama]

You're Forgetting

Airplanes are "Much" Cheaper!

 

[Typhoon1244]

Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.

Unless it's a DC-8 or -9...then it's ten or fifteen switches.

Airplanes don't object to a preflight inspection.

Well, it all depends on how you carry out the inspection. (Don't forget those tactile checks!)

Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.

Hey, what about Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus?

Airplanes can be flown any time of the month.

Well this is just a question of how strong a stomach you both have...and scotchguarding helps.

Airplanes expect to be tied down.

Well, I knew this girl once...

Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.

Mine does. "Glide-slope! Glide-slope!"

 

[aviatrix]

OK, let's turn the tables here....

And why would a woman prefer an airplane over a man?



With airplanes, size matters.

Airplanes can be turned off when you dont want to fly.

An airplane doesn't "let down" before it's time.

Airplanes do not perform over-gross.

Airplanes dont mind if you position and hold.

In an airplane, a soft-field landing isn't a dissapointment.

Only toy airplanes run by remote-control.

 

[328dude]

You can run an airplane "Balls to the wall" without any screaming.

 

[AAflyer]

A major overhaul is cheaper than a divorce attorney

AA

 

[MYFpilot]

Yeah, but with airplanes you can only fly one at a time!!

 

[Typhoon1244]

Yeah, but with airplanes you can only fly one at a time!!

Not true! Look at what Joe Kennedy Jr. was doing when he died. (Drone director operations.)

Whatever advantages airplanes have, my wife's a lot easier to hug...and she's got bigger headlights.

 

[Stiffler]

Airplane v. Woman

A similarity between airplanes and women-

If she's screaming...keep doing what you're doing!

The best advice I've ever received...if it floats, flies, or f*cks, you're better off renting it.

 

[350DRIVER]

airplanes do not whine, complain, moan, b!tch, pester, and they are not so emotional 24/7. (could keep goin- lol )

More thrust for the buck-


My vote surely goes to the airplane- can't go wrong.

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[crash-proof]

and planes (at least newer ones) don't have oil leaks once a month.