What's up with these Comair Goobs?

[knowlimits]

A Comair guy came up to me in CVG and asked me out, and I told him I am happily married to a guy named Sheela. Quit hitting on me. But I digress, I do have a question. How many planes will you guys be parking?

 

[centralpilot]

Are you trying to set a record for most inflammatory posts in an afternoon?

 

[zawillif]

A Comair guy came up to me in CVG and asked me out, and I told him I am happily married to a guy named Sheela. Quit hitting on me. But I digress, I do have a question. How many planes will you guys be parking?

The question should be: In this day and age, why are females still being allowed to fly airplanes?

 

[LowlyPropCapt]

A Comair guy came up to me in CVG and asked me out, and I told him I am happily married to a guy named Sheela. Quit hitting on me. But I digress, I do have a question. How many planes will you guys be parking?

Huh? Did you say something?

 

[JonnyKnoxville]

A Comair guy came up to me in CVG and asked me out, and I told him I am happily married to a guy named Sheela. Quit hitting on me. But I digress, I do have a question. How many planes will you guys be parking?

I think you are on to something! We (Comair Guys) have had to lower their standards. Have you seen our flight attendants? That should explain why we would even consider hitting on you.

As far as parking airplanes, I could answer that question correctly today but by tomorrow it would change. Nobody in Comair management knows anything because they are not running the company, Delta Management is.

 

[dcfu69]

women can fly?

 

[JonnyKnoxville]

women can fly?

Of course they can! They are not as good...but they can fly too.

 

[SennaP1]

Of course they can! They are not as good...but they can fly too.

Man Show. Correct?

Good luck to the Comair folks.

 

[Long Time Gone]

But can they fly better than a 727 FO? Remember, ducks fly better than they do.

 

[JonnyKnoxville]

Man Show. Correct?

Good luck to the Comair folks.

paraphrase but yes