What produces lift?

[JAFI]

Obamas stimulus program is what makes lift...Actually, Obama himself creates lift as we know it....

"And then the sea parted....and he walked through without getting wet"

Is that lift or just mass amounts of hot air?????

 

[Jack Campbell]

To explain how lift works would take a great deal more room than what we have to work with here. Thrust is easier to explain and understand.

A small bit of thrust is generated some time after eating a plate of refried beans, or any sort of dairy-based sauce such as Alfredo sauce over pasta. Salad dressings work well also. The resultant thrust usually produces enough energy to drive my co-pilot out of the cockpit for at least 5 minutes. :laugh: