What CHQ "BabyBus" drivers think of their new plane

[psysix]

[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]MILFhunter[/FONT]
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[FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica]Registered: Feb 2004
Domicile: IND
Equipment: 170
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[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]You should know that from our super secret 170 meetings where we get together and talk about how much better we are than the 145 crews that we refer to it as a baby737. Oooops..I've said too much already. Anyway, I'll see you next week. Tell everyone else let's change the venue to the ORD F gates. I think they have more of those rookie 145 crews walking around that we can laugh at and taunt. I'll bring my "Got Autothrottles?" sign. Everybody will love me. I would bring refreshments but my paycheck is so small I can't afford to eat anything other than the leftover ExPlus snack boxes and sugar packets from Starbucks. I don't care though. I just love that plane. It's so much better than an Airbus and I'm such a better pilot now that I'm on the heavy widebody. We flew right over Lake Erie today. No sweat! I don't think I'm a god. I AM GOD!! Seriously, when I said my bedtime prayers the other night God spoke to me. He said that he wanted to be a 170 pilot but he wasn't good enough so he's trying to build time for the 145. That puny 145 is for student pilots, flight sim enthusiasts, and some advanced RC plane pilots.

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[jaybird]

what's your point? everything there is so true. i mean come on, everyone knows the 170 requires skills, and chicks only like guys with skills.

i don't know what's worse, the people who find and post thsese things or the ones who put this stuff online?

 

[wmuflyguy]

I love it.

He went completely over Lake Erie!?!?! whoa!!

 

[Tooslow]

Who the hell cares what you drive at work. All I care about is what my paycheck looks like. When ever I see any of "these" bottom feeder regionals airplanes I think, I make more than they do! And go buy a new car or house or what ever I want......................

 

[TraneOfThought]

Its a nice plane and all but its corny flying mainline routes for CFI pay.

And the seats in the flightdeck arent the most comfortable either after a few hours DCA to DFW (SAAB butt the remix

 

[Axel]

I don't get it. Does someone actually think this is for real or did they copy/paste it in order to share the sarcasm?

 

[bailout]

The funniest thing about the entire post is his screen name.. Milf hunter??

Yeah right,. more like "Mommy, Freddie keeps calling me a v i r g i n. What does v i r g i n mean?"

 

[SYX328]

Hmmmm, "bottom feeder" regional you say. Very interesting. Someone who has a problem with a little competition.

 

[johnsonrod]

Sounds like sarcasm to me. But I have to agree, that E170 is a great aircraft from what I have been told. Too bad the rates are waaay to low.

 

[optimater]

I don't get it. Does someone actually think this is for real or did they copy/paste it in order to share the sarcasm?

What is funnier than the sarcasm of the post, which is very humorous, is that many people on here believe the original author is sincere.

 

[BenderGonzales]

Nah, he's being sarcastic. I read the original thread over on CHQLounge.com

Unfortunately he missed the point. CFI's falling over each other to skip (freight, turboprop, RJ) and jump right into their quasi-mainline wet-dream for $30/hr.

Pretty sad when you consider that as recently as 1999 70-100 seat airplanes (F100, DC9) at the majors were paying F/Os around $80/hr.

I agree with TooSlow. I honestly don't care what you fly. Let's see your paystub, and find out how many nights you spent away from home.

THOSE define success. Not the shiny newness of your jet.

 

[twighead]

Who the hell cares what you drive at work. All I care about is what my paycheck looks like. When ever I see any of "these" bottom feeder regionals airplanes I think, I make more than they do! And go buy a new car or house or what ever I want......................

if that's the only thing you care about, why are you even a pilot?

 

[Rook]

if that's the only thing you care about, why are you even a pilot?

probably because it puts a roof over his head and keeps his family fed. Romance wears off pretty quick these days when you fly a multi-million dollar plane and can't pay your electric bill.

 

[mynameisjim]

probably because it puts a roof over his head and keeps his family fed. Romance wears off pretty quick these days when you fly a multi-million dollar plane and can't pay your electric bill.

I think his point is that there are much better ways to make money than flying airplanes. If all you care about is money get the hell out of aviation.

I personally like a lot of time off and no boss when I'm at work.

 

[twighead]

I think his point is that there are much better ways to make money than flying airplanes. If all you care about is money get the hell out of aviation.

I personally like a lot of time off and no boss when I'm at work.

thank you.

 

[Corbon]

Flightinfo (AP)-An aviation message board police officer has exposed yet another poster from the internet site, CHQlounge, a public website for Republic Airways Holdings, for undisclosed crimes against aviation.

Controversial Detective Psysix, has "called out" poster "MILFhunter" and not only read the offending post to himself, but copied it and pasted it onto the mothersite, Flightinfo.com where it was recieved with general disinterest. No charges are expected to be filed. A representative for MILFhunter said the post was made out of of "hotel boredom" and was a sarchastic jab at other posts."

Officer Psysix initially grabbed the headlines when he brazingly exposed Mesa airlines pilots for rejoicing over a loss of flying by XJT and most recently he broke case where a Mesa Airlines first officer from Mesahub.com allegedly stated that he would rather have job security than high wages. These controversial opinons committed by members of Mesa Airlines were met with overall disgust in the aviation internet community and Psysix's detective work was thrust into the national spotlight. Overnight, he was heralded as the newest generation of cybercop. But some of those close to him are questioning his effectiveness in recent events which are leading to cybercourt cases being thrown out and cybermoney being wasted.

Some of Psysix peers are unsure of his mental health after undergoing some personal disappointment and believe it may be interferring with his ability to perform his internet policing job. Rumors are also swirling around his
department that the once high profile cybercop who invented the "cut and paste" method of collecting evidence, is on the verge of forced
resignation. Reports from his superiors state that since he was rejected from his interview for employment with an undisclosed major airline, he has "lost it."

"The poor kid can't even tell the difference between sarchasm and a sincere post," Says his internet chief. "He brings me cases that I have to throw out. He just cant tell right from wrong no more. He's wasting my time."

His mother is unsympathetic to her sons recent career slide.

"Darn kid needs to get a job, that's what he needs to do. He had a good one down at the hardware store but lost it cause he never showed up! I can't force him out of the basement. Always on the dang computer on them regional message boards. If he ain't on the puter I know he's masturbating."

Friends and family admit he never even had a major airline interview but he said he did to feel more accepted.

"He bought some book about airplanes and kept talking about some interview he had with an airline" says younger brother, Psyseven. "I told him he can't even drive a car on account of his DUI but he kept sayin' he was gonna be a pilot."

According to airport workers, the day he was supposed to have his interview, he just spent the entire time at the local airport critiquing "radio calls, pattern procedures, and trying to enforce taxi speed limits" in a purchased airline pilots uniform from "Sportys Pilot Shop", until management made him leave because he was eating too much of the free popcorn.

Thanks for posting my CHQlounge post. What is it like to have NO sense of humor at all? A four day with you would be about as much fun as a punch in the sack.

 

[jaybird]

now that was funny

 

[Axel]

He is the only one here professional enough toBANG! OUCH!

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

Hmmmm, "bottom feeder" regional you say. Very interesting. Someone who has a problem with a little competition.

Competition for what? First one to get food stamps...or maybe to be the next Mesa.

 

["TheBigPicture"]

Corbon from a fellow S5'er that was some of the funniest sh@# I've seen, and so was the post the mister internet police copied....had me rolling on the floor

 

[Prop2Jet]

terd monkey computer flyer.... hahahah Happy Easter!

 

[urflyingme?!]

CORBON,
Best post in history. Period

 

[suupah]

what's your point? everything there is so true. i mean come on, everyone knows the 170 requires skills, and chicks only like guys with skills

You mean like numchuck skills?

 

[jumppilot]

Psysix,

You are a complete tool.

 

[psysix]

Look what I fly though!