DObyDEFAULT
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- Joined
- Apr 4, 2006
- Posts
- 41
As you fearless leader I would like to address a few things and answer a few questions....
1. Yes, in my picture, Bob is under my desk.
2. To the 70 pilots I fired, I never liked any of you anyways. You all make too much money and bitch too much.
3. To the remaining Pilots. Don't feel left out. You will all be gone by 2012 anyways.
4. Yes, I also eat Chicken Ceasar Salad every day.
5. We will be replacing the terminated 70 with Rhesus Monkeys. The first first class is in training now. They will work 30-31 day on/zero off schedule and be paid in various over-ripe fruits. (also no more Chicken Ceasr Salad for pilots, just fruit)
6. Rhesus Monkeys will also be phased in at all levels of the company. Maintenance is next followed by Customer service and Marketing.
7. I would also like to announce a short leave of absence for myself. I will be leaving for Myanmar to study crisis management theory and employee relations strategies for Gen. Than Shwe (these new concepts will be key for our 2012 initiative)
8. another Bob anwer: A spitter, and we're working on it.
1. Yes, in my picture, Bob is under my desk.
2. To the 70 pilots I fired, I never liked any of you anyways. You all make too much money and bitch too much.
3. To the remaining Pilots. Don't feel left out. You will all be gone by 2012 anyways.
4. Yes, I also eat Chicken Ceasar Salad every day.
5. We will be replacing the terminated 70 with Rhesus Monkeys. The first first class is in training now. They will work 30-31 day on/zero off schedule and be paid in various over-ripe fruits. (also no more Chicken Ceasr Salad for pilots, just fruit)
6. Rhesus Monkeys will also be phased in at all levels of the company. Maintenance is next followed by Customer service and Marketing.
7. I would also like to announce a short leave of absence for myself. I will be leaving for Myanmar to study crisis management theory and employee relations strategies for Gen. Than Shwe (these new concepts will be key for our 2012 initiative)
8. another Bob anwer: A spitter, and we're working on it.
