The size of your JUNK?

[PBRstreetgang]

TSA's a watchin'.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0506101tsa1.html

For Airport Security, Size Matters

Cops: New high-tech screener triggered fight over manhood insult

MAY 6--A Transportation Security Administration screener is facing an assault rap after he allegedly beat a co-worker who joked about the size of the man's genitalia after he walked through a security scanner. The May 4 confrontation involved Rolando Negrin, 44, and other TSA employees who had previously taken part in a training session at Miami International Airport, according to the below Miami-Dade Police Department reports. Negrin, pictured in the mug shot at right, and his co-workers had been training with new "whole body image" machines--the controversial kind that provide very revealing images of a traveler--when Negrin walked through the scanner. "The X-ray revealed that [Negrin] has a small penis and co-workers made fun of him on a daily basis," reported cops. Following his arrest, Negrin told police that he "could not take the jokes anymore and lost his mind." After work Tuesday evening, Negrin confronted fellow TSA screener Hugo Osorno in an airport parking lot. Negrin wanted to "resolve a problem," and get Osorno, 34, to "finally respect him." Instead, Negrin allegedly pulled out a police baton and began striking Osorno, while demanding an apology. A witness told cops that Negrin told Osorno, in Spanish, "Get on your knees or I will kill you and you better apologize." When Negrin, wearing his TSA uniform, arrived for work yesterday, he was arrested on an aggravated battery count and booked into the Miami-Dade lockup. Osorno, police reported, suffered "bruises and abrasions on his back and arms" during the attack. (4 pages)

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[Stifler's Mom]

That's why I'm pushing for some hot female fluffers for crewmembers, especially in the winter months. :erm:

CX880 would probably prefer a jar of peanut butter and access to the airport customs dog.

 

[Data]

That's why I'm pushing for some hot female fluffers for crewmembers, especially in the winter months. :erm:

CX880 would probably prefer a jar of peanut butter and access to the airport customs dog.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Classic!

 

[Dubya]

That's why I'm pushing for some hot female fluffers for crewmembers, especially in the winter months. :erm:

CX880 would probably prefer a jar of peanut butter and access to the airport customs dog.

haaaaaaaa! chicken dinner.

 

[CX880]

I guess the guy that got a beat down doesn't know that the size of a flaccid penis doesn't mean much. Although I'm sure for Stifler's Mom that's his only hope.

 

[Salukipilot4590]

Scan me all you want...I'll put you to shame.

 

[A-V-8]

I am sure that this incident will do wonders for public acceptance of the machines.

 

[Lynxman]

I don't understand why people are so uptight about there cash and prizes being shown?

 

[Salukipilot4590]

I don't understand why people are so uptight about there cash and prizes being shown?

They must not have much to give away.

They talk a big game but have a small pair.

I could go on.

 

[Jar Jar]

enjoy the daily xrays mr macho guy