Take the "Death Test"

[Floyd94]

When will you bite it?


Test

 

[ShawnC]

It said I died 3 years ago.

Actually it said that I will die in Sept. 3rd, 2068

 

[flywithastick]

call me sceptical or a synic, but I'm becoming convinved that sites like this are just another d@mn personal data collection source. Birthdays, weight, height... sorry, but I bailed. same thing with Chevron and their requiring your zip code when you pay at the pump ( I didn't do it!). Can't buy a $1.25 fuse at Radio shack without giving your mailing address... I'm really getting sick of this stuff! Anyone else see this too? maybe I just need to lighten up and not be so concerned.

 

[skeezer]

Dang, I'm dead on October 4, 2044.

Looks like my hairy nipples will lead to an early death.

Skeezer

 

[nosewheel]

flywithastick

I didn't enter my exact birth date so I think it may be hard for a scam job to work. I'm going to make it to 2027. Cool

 

[Immelman]

I've seen this website before. Run by some college (or just post college)-aged geeks. There is some real funny stuff on there (see "The Fat Project" or the "Date my Sister Project").

Anyways, I am INVINCIBLE: I punched in my info, hit submit, and got "Internal Server Error" -- looks like their website died before I will....

 

[skylane58]

I will kick the bucket January 13, 2042. At least I will make it to retirement, then die in a firey crash-- or alien abduction.

 

[SAMRA]

September 13, 2061
at the age of 79 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (22%)
Heart Attack (17%)
Drowning (10%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Wild Animal Mauling (7%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Homicide (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

 

[JetSpeed219]

"Auto-Fellatio" That is hilarious!

 

[2000flyer]

"Auto-Fellatio" That is hilarious!

As opposed to manual???

 

[TonyC]

call me sceptical or a synic, ...

Can't buy a $1.25 fuse at Radio shack without giving your mailing address...

IT doesn't bother me, it only bugs THEM.

Mr. Radio Shack: May I have your address?

ME: Are you giving me a 50% discount?

Mr. Radio Shack: Huh?

ME: Are you giving me a 50% discount?

Mr. Radio Shack: Uh, No. May I have your address?

ME: Not unless you're givng me a 50% discount?

Mr. Radio Shack: Uh, but... Ummm... I need your address for the computer here.

ME: Let me make myself clear. I will not give you my address unless you give me a 50% discount.

Mr. Radio Shack: <SILENT, PUZZLED LOOK>

ME: OK, let me spell it out. I want to buy this $1.50 part from you. I am paying with cash. Last time I checked, cash is legal tender for ANY debt. I don't have to give you my address to pay with cash - - it's the law. Now, if you want to give me a 50% discount, I'll give you my address. Otherwise, it's none of your business where I live.

Mr. Radio Shack: Well, I'll have to talk to my manager.

ME: Can he give me a 75% discount?





By the way, the test said I'd live off of retirement for 19 years.

 

[JRSLim]

January 15, 2042

I'll be 71, and will most likely die of Electrolysis, Cancer, Horrible Accident, Heart Attack or Alien Abduction.
Well, lets see.. I'm not very hairy, Don't smoke, so the first two are hit and miss. But I do travel in various 'dangerous' vehicles, do eat lots of greasy fatty foods. I really hope its not Aliens.. That 'thing through the back of the skull' death looks really painful in the movies.



Thats the way to do it Tony!

 

[jarhead]

regarding Radio Shack

....and all other such questioning merchants. When I pay with cash, and am asked zip code or address, I just make up some ficticous address in a state two time zones away. What are they going to do.....verify it? It's just easier than arguing with a clerk, and it messes up their demographics

 

[Flying Illini]

January 22, 2048 at the age of 68 years old.
That's depressing, I will barely have anytime to enjoy turning 68! And on top of that I'll never grow old enough to be a dirty old man.

Heart Attack (26%)
Cancer (12%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Drowning (9%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Homicide (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

I probably drown b/c I jumped in the pool trying to extinguish my burning body.

Auto-Fellatio...sweet! I think.

 

[Imasafetygirl]

May 25, 2078

They are wrong, I am going to make it until I am 300



"Walk to the edge. Listen hard. Laugh. Practice wellness. Play with abandon. Continue to learn. appreciate your friends. Choose with no regret. Do what you love. Live as if this is all there is."

 

[huncowboy]

July 18, 2049
at the age of 75 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (29%)
Heart Attack (15%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Suicide (6%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)

Why would the aliens abduct me with the 29% chance of cancer?

 

[TonyC]

Auto-Fellatio (6%)

This reminds me of the stupid terrorist who tried to blow up a car and burned his lips on the exhaust pipe...

 

[Ailerongirl]

I seem to have until I'm 77.

I apparently have a huge chance of dying from cancer. Frankly, I'd rather die from confusion...the auto-erotically induced kind!


Cancer 46%
Homicide 9%
Loneliness 6%
Alien Abduction 6%
Alcoholism 5%
Confusion 5%
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation 5%

 

[rettofly]

January 22, 2048 at the age of 68 years old.
1. That's depressing, I will barely have anytime to enjoy turning 68! And on top of that I'll never grow old enough to be a dirty old man.

2. Auto-Fellatio

Don't have to live to 68 to be a dirty old man.

Gotta be REALLY hung or seriously double-jointed for this. Even Johnny Longdong had a problem with this.

 

[rettofly]

This reminds me of the stupid terrorist who tried to blow up a car and burned his lips on the exhaust pipe...

Was he blonde?