Static Cling

[learflyer]

Just warning some of you guys who exercise regularly at the gym. I was on the treadmill today and I was about halfway through when something black caught my eye near my left shoe. After a couple of WTF's, it started rearing(sp)? it's ugly head. It was a black sock slowly but surely coming out of my pant leg!

Now, there were people to either side of me starting to take notice of this sock now flailing around like an out of control garden hose. Finally, it came out of my pant leg and shot off the treadmill and landed behind me. There is no cool way to play that off either. I just kept running and hoped nobody saw it! But they did! Oh well. My advice to everyone is to check your pockets and pant legs after doing your laundry!

Anyone else have any embarrasing moments in public?

 

[fatburger]

LoL............that was awesome!

-fatburger-

 

[AeroBoy]

At least it was a sock and not a pair of unda-roos or something...

 

[Ailerongirl]

At least it was a sock and not a pair of unda-roos or something...

Seriously! Could you imagine the looks you would have gotten if it was a pair of your wife's/g/f's lacy red undies?!?!?!?

 

[learflyer]

Seriously! Could you imagine the looks you would have gotten if it was a pair of your wife's/g/f's lacy red undies?!?!?!?

I only wear those on the weekends!! LOL

 

[Stifler's Mom]

...or a pair of your finest tighty whities with a skid mark.

 

[Ailerongirl]

...or a pair of your finest tighty whities with a skid mark.

Aaaaand the thread comes to a screeching halt.

 

[SPBRIAN]

"Houston, we have a problem!"

"Abort! Abort! Abort! Give me the emergency thread restart checklist, we've had an imminent failure of this thread"

"I've got no pulse, give me the defribilator!, CCLLLEEAARRRR!!"


oh and bump.

 

[FN FAL]

Originally posted by Stifler's Mom
...or a pair of your finest tighty whities with a skid mark.

First of all, only little kids, ladies, and people that don't wipe enough, wear underware.

Second of all, some guy tucks socks in his shorts so it looks like he's packing more meat than he was born with, then comes on here and tells us about how embarassing it is when his master plan unravels. Sounds like one of those George Castanza kind of guys.

Just make sure you roll up them socks real tight next time you go to stuff em in your shorts. Also, make sure you put em the front, not the back when you stuff. Chicks don't dig the "took a dump in your shorts" look.

 

[learflyer]

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Second of all, some guy tucks socks in his shorts so it looks like he's packing more meat than he was born with

They were sweatpants, get it right!

 

[Ailerongirl]

They were sweatpants, get it right!

Ahhhh so you admit it huh?

 

[FN FAL]

They were sweatpants, get it right!

Hahaha...then you better roll up two pair of socks, other wise the bulge won't be visible.

 

[Dash8]

just use a cucumber wrapped in tinfoil

 

[starvingcfi]

barbie doll in sliced ham

 

[skyking1976]

just use a cucumber wrapped in tinfoil

Dash,

Be sure to put it down the front of your pants this time... J/K

 

[Ailerongirl]

just use a cucumber wrapped in tinfoil

Ahhhhh, so *that's* your trick

 

[Dash8]

Ahhhhh, so *that's* your trick

nope, but would it work?

 

[Ailerongirl]

nope, but would it work?

Only for someone who doesn't know better!

 

[njcapt]

nope, but would it work?

Derek Smalls got lots of groupie tail that way.

 

[Dash8]

Only for someone who doesn't know better!

do i need to?