So who is gonna fly the Boeing BBJ to Hollow earth?

[crxpilot]

http://www.ourhollowearth.com/ourhollo/p3.html

Who is gonna fly the Boeing BBJ to the hollow earth? And who is irresponsible enough to actually plan a flight for them?

 

[Snakum]

I dunno who is going to pilot the aircraft, but I'll bet our favorite FA, Miss Kitty Kat, is going to be slinging the biscuits. :nuts:

 

[flyboyike]

It never ceases to amaze some of the things religion will make you believe.

 

[DrProc]

http://www.ourhollowearth.com/ourhollo/p3.html

Who is gonna fly the Boeing BBJ to the hollow earth? And who is irresponsible enough to actually plan a flight for them?

More importantlly what is the pay and QOL?

 

[navigator72]

will we all be wearing purple sneakers and fake rolex's for the trip to Eden?

 

[jdlilfan]

How would u get the FMS to accept the routing?

 

[Ill Mitch]

SWEET! They have a monorail to Eden.

 

[C425Driver]

It was originally scheduled to be a Delta flight but they scoped themselves out of it!

 

[Gryphon]

More likely, the guys HEAD is hollow.... don't they know religion and airplanes don't mix? Unless of course you say something like, please god, if there has to be an instrument failure, let it be the Hobbs meter....

 

[wmuflyguy]

Scientologists believe that they came to this planet on spaceships that look like DC-8's. So at least these guys aren;t that crazy.

 

[crxpilot]

Heard on the phone:

Hello NetJets? Yes, we would like to charter a BBJ to the middle of the earth. Yes thats right. So how much will that be???.........

 

[Murdoughnut]

The folks over at JetUniversity are working up a contract right now to supply a PFT FO. $150 p/h and you can write it off as a religious donation!

 

[Salukipilot4590]

I wonder if they would have to file an alternate....

 

[Gorilla]

http://www.ourhollowearth.com/OurHollowEarth.htm

Hahaha! Loon city. When I was a kid, the "Hollow Earth" theory was best represented by Edgar Rice Burroughs, author of "Tarzan", except it was named Pellucidar and populated by dinosaurs and cavemen. There was light and heat from a magically suspended micro-sun in the exact center. It was never night time there. The heroes of the books battled Thak and Grog, evil cavemen, and wild beasts, to save the half-naked, beautiful women who were always in trouble.

Then I learned physics, and my beloved Pellucidar became impossible, because there'd be no gravity inside a hollow sphere. Thak and Grog would float around, and the microsun would rattle around like a bean in a maraca.

 

[Fugawe]

will we all be wearing purple sneakers and fake rolex's for the trip to Eden?

Hmm, do you have to self-castrate and stuff your pockets with quarters too?

 

[coloneldan]

http://www.ourhollowearth.com/OurHollowEarth.htm

Hahaha! Loon city. When I was a kid, the "Hollow Earth" theory was best represented by Edgar Rice Burroughs, author of "Tarzan", except it was named Pellucidar and populated by dinosaurs and cavemen. There was light and heat from a magically suspended micro-sun in the exact center. It was never night time there. The heroes of the books battled Thak and Grog, evil cavemen, and wild beasts, to save the half-naked, beautiful women who were always in trouble.

Then I learned physics, and my beloved Pellucidar became impossible, because there'd be no gravity inside a hollow sphere. Thak and Grog would float around, and the microsun would rattle around like a bean in a maraca.

Oh come on Gorilla. Haven't you ever heard of magic? This idio.....I mean genious....believes it, it's on the internet, it HAS to be true. Nobody would ever lie on the internet.

 

[CrimsonEclipse]

It was originally scheduled to be a Delta flight but they scoped themselves out of it!

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

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