So its just one of those nights....

[landlover]

user.. no offense taken, im loving life right now

 

[satpak77]

who uses the "pilot line" anymore?

 

[Gorilla]

No girls, no booze, just an operating manual. I had recurrent training all day Saturday, then yesterday, the standard simulator check ride. One of those deals where you're droning along in cruise with a bad case of L.E.B. syndrome. LEB stands for Leak, Explode, Burn; what you're waiting for the airplane to do, with Satan back there at the control console.

Actually the Check Airman was excellent, the Captain was a superior stick, and the check ride went well. AFTER the checkride, I got to booze it up and chase the wife around the kitchen with a spatula.

 

[fastback]

Lap dances are always better when the stripper's crying. It was a fun NV weekend.

 

[FastestPA31Ever]

Lap dances are always better when the stripper's crying.

Maybe the funniest thing I have heard on this board.