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******BREAKING NEWS******

MARY LOU RHETTON FILES HARRASSMENT SUIT AGAINST REGIONAL AIRLINE


-----In what appears to be an obvious backlash from events of the previous week, when SkyWest lost a child traveling alone, former olympic gymnast and gold medalist Mary Lou Rhetton has filed suit against SkyWest Airlines in SLC.

"It was the most traumatic experience of my entire adult life", Rhetton sobbed, "As soon as I walked through the the big double doors at the airport, two uniformed agents took hold of me, asking me where my parents were, and what I had done with my wristband! What the F&$K?"

The agents then escorted Rhetton to a windowless, plainly decorated room, where she was forced to watch The Lion King, and Disney's CARS for several hours until she was escorted to her connecting flight.

"They slapped red and white stickers all over my clothing. I was absolutely mortified. If I ever see a Veggie Tales video again, I'm seriously going to barf. Someone's definitely going to pay for this."
 
******BREAKING NEWS******

MARY LOU RHETTON FILES HARRASSMENT SUIT AGAINST REGIONAL AIRLINE


-----In what appears to be an obvious backlash from events of the previous week, when SkyWest lost a child traveling alone, former olympic gymnast and gold medalist Mary Lou Rhetton has filed suit against SkyWest Airlines in SLC.

"It was the most traumatic experience of my entire adult life", Rhetton sobbed, "As soon as I walked through the the big double doors at the airport, two uniformed agents took hold of me, asking me where my parents were, and what I had done with my wristband! What the F&$K?"

The agents then escorted Rhetton to a windowless, plainly decorated room, where she was forced to watch The Lion King, and Disney's CARS for several hours until she was escorted to her connecting flight.

"They slapped red and white stickers all over my clothing. I was absolutely mortified. If I ever see a Veggie Tales video again, I'm seriously going to barf. Someone's definitely going to pay for this."


LMFAO!

Is Gary Coleman next?

"Whatchu talkin' bout' SkyWest?"

W
 
The only problem is that her name is Retton, not Rhetton.

Nice, though.....
 

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