Showering before jumpseating

[Papa Woody]

Guys:

The other day I had an intense pickup game of hoops at the gym which ran a bit over our usual slot, so I didn't have time to shower before hopping a mainline jet to the ATL.

I must've reeked, especially since I recently switched from Old Spice to Mitchum, which is a bit cheaper but doesn't have the power to keep me dry like my old brand.

Should I have asked the Captain if it was OK, or just assume that the SOP's don't really cover B.O.?

Any help would be appreciated.

 

[SiuDude]

That depends. Was the captain a scab? Did he have frosted tips? We need more information.

 

[Papa Woody]

That depends. Was the captain a scab? Did he have frosted tips? We need more information.

No, I was not wearing Depends.

....And the Captain did keep his hat on the whole flight, so either he had frosted tips which were concealed, or had other issues with his scalp,...possibly scabs or pustules.

Keep the questions coming!

 

[Axel]

You aren't fooling anybody. You used the gamy smell to camouflage the smell of the alcohol.

 

[Cpt Oveur]

dude, if you reek, take a shower. you might have to take the sunslasses off and the ipod out, but take a shower.

 

[atlcrashpad]

Puhwee

Dat is disgustin' you shuld wash yo nassy self fo you gets on dah jumpseats...... stinky bouyyyyyyyy.......

 

[BigLebowski]

was the regional you jumpseated on pinnacle...i've heard of that pilot that keeps his hat on the whole time.

 

[WickedPissa]

Apply to Air France

 

[Sig]

With Open Skies.... you might be wishing to christ Rajneesh took a dip in the Ganges within the previous 35 days before he reqveshted ydour jdumpseat sahib.


Something to look forward to...

 

[dash8driver]

you probably could have at least taken a whore-bath.... or speak with a french accent when you showed up.

 

[WalterSobchak]

I personally like to cropdust the cockpit just as I'm walking out the door at destination.

 

[Papa Woody]

I personally like to cropdust the cockpit just as I'm walking out the door at destination.

Are you talkin' air biscuit?

 

[WalterSobchak]

Are you talkin' air biscuit?

Mayhaps.