The following RNC agenda was leaked to the media recently:
6:00pm - Opening Bill of Rights burning ceremony.
6:30pm - Anti-Labor rally
6:40pm - Trent Lott proposes a toast
7:00pm - Tribute to Enron
7:10pm - Collect offerings for Rush Limbaugh Rehab. fund
7:20pm - Trent Lott proposes a toast
7:25pm - Tribute theme to WalMart
7:45pm - Anti-Union rally (Moderated by Frank Lorenzo)
8:00pm - George Bush presents typical spin of the issues
8:25pm - Rush Limbaugh proposes a toast
8:30pm - Management Appeasement workshop
9:00pm - Outsourcing Ceremony
9:30pm - *Intermission* (Oxycontin courtesy of Rush Limbaugh)
9:45pm - Dick Cheney toast to the $500 Billion Deficit
10:00pm - Constitution shredding ceremony
10:15pm - Renactment of Bush's fake carrier landing
10:30pm - Cameo by OPEC cartel
10:40pm - Rush Limbaugh proposes a toast
10:50pm - Pledge of allegiance to Fossil Fuels
11:00pm - Destruction of the Environment caucusing
11:15pm - How to Raise Health Care costs workshop
11:20pm - George Bush presents further spin
11:30pm - Tribute to Ken Lay
11:45pm - *Media Blackout* per Dick Cheney and Halliburton
12:00am - Nomination of Bush/Cheney to Republican ticket.
Sorry if this offends some of you Right Wingers, but this was too funny to pass up.
6:00pm - Opening Bill of Rights burning ceremony.
6:30pm - Anti-Labor rally
6:40pm - Trent Lott proposes a toast
7:00pm - Tribute to Enron
7:10pm - Collect offerings for Rush Limbaugh Rehab. fund
7:20pm - Trent Lott proposes a toast
7:25pm - Tribute theme to WalMart
7:45pm - Anti-Union rally (Moderated by Frank Lorenzo)
8:00pm - George Bush presents typical spin of the issues
8:25pm - Rush Limbaugh proposes a toast
8:30pm - Management Appeasement workshop
9:00pm - Outsourcing Ceremony
9:30pm - *Intermission* (Oxycontin courtesy of Rush Limbaugh)
9:45pm - Dick Cheney toast to the $500 Billion Deficit
10:00pm - Constitution shredding ceremony
10:15pm - Renactment of Bush's fake carrier landing
10:30pm - Cameo by OPEC cartel
10:40pm - Rush Limbaugh proposes a toast
10:50pm - Pledge of allegiance to Fossil Fuels
11:00pm - Destruction of the Environment caucusing
11:15pm - How to Raise Health Care costs workshop
11:20pm - George Bush presents further spin
11:30pm - Tribute to Ken Lay
11:45pm - *Media Blackout* per Dick Cheney and Halliburton
12:00am - Nomination of Bush/Cheney to Republican ticket.
Sorry if this offends some of you Right Wingers, but this was too funny to pass up.