C Festerpuss
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Well sir, I done got me a post card from these guys and they sez to come and visit their web site at ReformUSAPA.com. I gots a slow connection out here in the woods an I got’s to walk a long ways up to the paved road to gets my mail, but I checked out this website. My double wide in the woods is juss the way I likes it. Quiet and nobody to tell you move them junk cars I got’s around for spare parts. If da batroom is occupied yer jus pees off the back porch.
Well back to this postcard. It seems the boys from Phoenix is got a slate of candidates for the eleckton. They has got some guys a runnin and the candidate field is full of guys what thinks they can do a better job than that Yankee Cleary. Some of them is stupider than my cuzin Carl “Slingblade” Childers. It tells ya juss how far this new union has fallen. It’s jess a dadgum shame that this Union looks like the Pickets Corps after chargin at Gettysburg. All shot up an disorganized like.
Someone in the crewroom sez that maybe a bunch of West guys nominated lots of East pilots so that the East vote would split an make it easier for a West guy to win. I don’t know nuthin bout that but that but there sure is a lot a folks a running. I wuz out on my back pourch with my 2nd cuzin Burnell Baudette Felonious. Ifin his brains were dynamite, he couldn’t blow his nose. He goes to college at the ACME school of Neuron Surgery and Transmission Repair. Anyways we wuz testing out some new fixins an such fer our still an he said it was very curious and puzzling an suspicious like, when I told him. He thinks there is sumpin funny a goin on with all them nomanations.
Maybe if the East is split the West could win….George Wallace said he was wrong on segregation. Sometimes very strange things does happen.
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