Prophylactics???

[FN FAL]

Maybe bud light will do a commercial, "regional pilot never needs a condom cause cooter costs more than a buck two fifty" :beer:

 

[taters]

"Mr. Gas Station Bathroom Comdom Vendor Guy"

 

[Southbound]

Flying for a regional is prevention enough. Eating crew meals and flying your arse off is enough to make the most "upstanding" pilot impotent.

 

[Vladimir Lenin]

i prefer douches, bbq flavored ones

 

[BLing]

"Mr. Gas Station Bathroom Comdom Vendor Guy"

Comdom???

 

[synchoff]

Since we are talking about underwear, socks, ties and shoes, lets talk about what jr should be wearing...

So which ones offer the most protection from FA's on an overnight???

Wearing the pilot uniform will be effective against any FA who's flown more than a month . . . .