Pinnacle Dispatch

[XPOO]

Hey at least Jeter and A-Rod can hit the ball, what up with the ex-Yankee Soriano? Hmm?

 

[homerjdispatch]

Hey at least Jeter and A-Rod can hit the ball, what up with the ex-Yankee Soriano? Hmm?

Tru-dat! Just glad I got Jeter on my Fantasy team.

 

[405]

The only fun thing about baseball is watching some poor bastard get smacked by a foul ball.

 

[homerjdispatch]

The only fun thing about baseball is watching some poor bastard get smacked by a foul ball.

COMMUNIST!!!! You probably dont like apple pie either

 

[XPOO]

COMMUNIST!!!! You probably dont like apple pie either

OK, now that's just f*cking hilarious! I almost spit my coffee all over the keyboard. Now I need to blow my nose. HAHA

 

[WalterSobchak]

What's wrong with communism?

 

[propsarebest]

What's wrong with communism?

Nothing... except for those f*cks at the league office...

 

[woxonwoxof]

I thought the only fun thing about baseball is watching the Yankees suck hind teet.

 

[XPOO]

26 World Series Titles is SUUUUURE sucking a lot of hind teet, boy!

 

[WalterSobchak]

26 World Series Titles is SUUUUURE sucking a lot of hind teet, boy!

But what have they done lately? Other than overpay for shoddy talent...?

 

[homerjdispatch]

But what have they done lately? Other than overpay for shoddy talent...?

MUST BE A REDSOX FAN!

 

[XPOO]

Um, lets see, last year they became only the third team ever to have over 4,000,000 attendace. Fenway ever done that?

I recall less than 10 years ago that they won 125 games in one season. Boston ever done that?

I was trying to remember the last team to repeat as World Series Champions, and all I could come up with was the NY Yankees.

I was also thinking, who has the most post-season hits of all time? Who has the lowest post-season ERA of all time? Who has the most post-season saves of all time? Who has the most post-season wins of all time? And it occurred to me that they all still play for the NY Yankees.

It also occured to me that the NY Yankees have been to the post-season the last 12 years straight.

But aside from all that, I guess they just haven't done much. Dang it!

 

[405]

Baseball is about as exciting as watching a white wall for three hours. Why do you think everyone is drunk in the stands? They're all bored to tears and it won't hurt so much when you get that foul ball in the eye socket.

Cheers, kids.

 

[HASBEEN]

I love you 405

 

[Reb-pilot]

Good Ole' Pinch-a-nickel

I used to work at Pinch-a-nickel. It was great. Long hours and low pay. I can't imagine anything better. I used to love those days when you get behind on flights and you are in the middle of a phone conversation while talking on ACARS and some management idiot is tapping on your shoulder and wants to know why you gave an aircraft 30 extra minutes of fuel.

 

[405]

I used to work at Pinch-a-nickel. It was great. Long hours and low pay. I can't imagine anything better. I used to love those days when you get behind on flights and you are in the middle of a phone conversation while talking on ACARS and some management idiot is tapping on your shoulder and wants to know why you gave an aircraft 30 extra minutes of fuel.

Nothing's changed!