Paycheck Guide:

[minimums]

The following helpful guide has been prepared to help our employees better understand their paychecks:

Item Amount Gross pay $1,222.02
Income tax $244.40
Outgo tax $45.21
State tax $11.61
Interstate tax $61.10
County tax $6.11
City tax $12.22
Rural tax $4.44
PM tax $1.11
OCC tax $1.16
APM tax $1.61
Bistro tax $1.08
Immelman tax $1.14
Certs tax $1.98
GPU tax $3.93
Training $0.98
CEO tax $0.69
Flat tax $8.32
Surtax $2.23
Ma''''''''''''''''am tax $1.23
Corporate tax $2.60
Parking fee $5.00
F.I.C.A. $81.88
T.G.I.F. Fund $9.95
Life insurance $5.85
Health insurance $16.23
Dental insurance $4.50
Mental insurance $4.33
Disability $2.50
Ability $0.25
Liability $3.41
Coffee $6.85
Coffee Cups $66.51
Floor rental $16.85
Chair rental $0.32
Desk rental $4.32
Union dues $5.85
Union don''''''''''''''''ts $3.77
Cash advance $0.69
Cash retreats $121.35
Overtime $1.26
Undertime $54.83
Eastern time $9.00
Central time $8.00
Mountain time $7.00
Pacific time $6.00
Time Out $12.21
Oxygen $10.02
Water $16.54
Heat $51.42
Cool air $26.83
Hot air $20.00
Miscellaneous $113.29
Various $8.01
Sundry $12.09

------- Net Take Home Pay $0.02

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience for everyone but you. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternations, or input should be directed elsewhere.

Have a nice week.

The Management

 

[Some guy]

Are tips included in the misc?

 

[minimums]

New Year 2005!

Are tips included in the misc?

In an effort to become more profitable in the upcoming 2005 year, upper management has collectively agreed not to reimburse pilots for tips incurred on the road. We have redefined the word, TIP. TIP = Transportation Improvement Program. A study conducted by US Airways officers, have determined that the money saved by redirecting monies spent in TIPS could be used more efficiently at padding the upper management bennies, such as BMW's, golf club memberships, etc. Therefore, with the recent demise of per diem (thanks for that too), TIPS are no longer expensible.

However, we ensure that at no time will our employees lose their Comfort Inn points..

Thanks for all you do.
Management

 

[Some guy]

However, we ensure that at no time will our employees lose their Comfort Inn points..

So when will the announcement be made that the employees will lose their Comfort Inn points?

 

[jergar999]

As of now, 21 Dec 2004 at 9:11PM Eastern all hotel points, incentives, etc will become property of the company. Any pens, stationary, towels or other items must also be sent to the company headquarters and will be used as needed with any leftover items auctioned off quarterly. Employees and their spouses are not eligible to participate in these auctions.