pax who cant take "no" for an answer

[StarChecker]

actually i havent had this problem. im married and wear a huge fat wedding band.

Doesn't seem to ward off F/A's who don't take 'no' for an answer...

 

[PSPFAWILL]

Just say - "Sorry Hon - I am not part of the ticket price".

 

[ozpilot]

Just say - "Sorry Hon - I am not part of the ticket price".

Or better yet - "I'm here to save your ass, not to kiss it ..."

 

[pgcfii2002]

I think FA's in uniform are HOT....but I wouldn't want to photograph them.

Weird.

 

[GravityHater]

Isnt it going to be easier in the long run to just give in?
:0

 

[Gorilla]

There's a famous story from a while back, maybe someone can verify this...

Hot but married FA is working a long trip to LGA, and is hit on extensively by some dude towards the front of the airplane. On the same flight, ANOTHER guy also is hitting on her in the back. Both can't take no for an answer.

Bad Dude 1: "Yo honey, I have a nice condo in NY... want to swing by?"
Frustrated and tired, she hatches the scheme.

FA: "Weelllll, sure, why not. What's the address?"
Bad Dude 1: "Honey, I can do better than that, here's the address AND A KEY!"
FA: <takes key> "OK big guy, I'll be there at 10:30"
Bad Dude 1 grins in delight, already anticipating a hot encounter.

FA walks to the back of the bus to Bad Dude 2.

FA: "Tell ya what, Tex, here's where I'll be staying tonite. Come by at 10:30. I'll make it a night you'll never forget!" <hands key and address to delighted and surprised Bad Dude 2>

:laugh:

 

[MQAAord]

Actually, the above is a scene from an old movie. "Three Guys Named Mike", it's an old Jane Wyman flick.

A funny scene, and a good story, but doubtful that it's true.

 

[pgcfii2002]

There's a famous story from a while back, maybe someone can verify this...

Hot but married FA is working a long trip to LGA, and is hit on extensively by some dude towards the front of the airplane. On the same flight, ANOTHER guy also is hitting on her in the back. Both can't take no for an answer.

Bad Dude 1: "Yo honey, I have a nice condo in NY... want to swing by?"
Frustrated and tired, she hatches the scheme.

FA: "Weelllll, sure, why not. What's the address?"
Bad Dude 1: "Honey, I can do better than that, here's the address AND A KEY!"
FA: <takes key> "OK big guy, I'll be there at 10:30"
Bad Dude 1 grins in delight, already anticipating a hot encounter.

FA walks to the back of the bus to Bad Dude 2.

FA: "Tell ya what, Tex, here's where I'll be staying tonite. Come by at 10:30. I'll make it a night you'll never forget!" <hands key and address to delighted and surprised Bad Dude 2>

:laugh:

FUUUUNNNNYYYY if it every happened for real!!!!!

 

[aviator1978]

pgcfii2002,

Just who is that in your avatar? Link Please!

 

[EMB170Pilot]

I had a female F/A call up to the cockpit and tell me that this annoying passenger wouldn't stop hitting on her.

I told her to give him your 1-800 pager number and to page you his number later when you got off work.

I gave her 1-800-BIG-D!CK...its a gay porn hotline... She loved the idea and gave him the number (all numeric of course) and he stopped bothering her. I wonder what his face looked like when he dialed the number and heard the voice on the other line!?!?!? hahaha

anyways..I dont know why I remember that number...I guess the same reason why I remembered 1-800-wet-fu!@

I use to page flight instructors and say they had a phone call and dial that 1-800 number and put it on hold and would say oh you have some girl on line 3 for you....that was fun too