On The PROWL

[A1FlyBoy]

For those of us who are recently SINGLE due to divorce, trading-up,or for those of us who SOON WILL BE:

WHERE, obviously besides the local bar, are some of your best hidden places to troll for women?

GOOD LINES?

OTHER TIT FOR TAT....

Those of you from or familair with the Chicagoland area, drop specific locations...

 

[350DRIVER]

A few lines you may want to use..
"Do you wash your body in windex? "cause I can see myself inside of you"

"If you were a bugar I would pick you first"

"pilots really do get IT up faster"


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ps> I love the "trading-up" bit, seems like every few months you just gotta get a different flavor.

pss>> do not use the first two lines, it was a joke.

 

[Typhoon1244]

WHERE, obviously besides the local bar, are some of your best hidden places to troll for women?

--aerobics classes

--Barnes & Noble (Actually, B&N is a pretty good place, all jokes aside...)

--YWCA

--divorce attorney's lobby

GOOD LINES?

-- "Hi, I'm a pilot."

-- "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"

-- "This one time...on Flightinfo..."

-- "Are those real?"


Good luck!

 

[Typhoon1244]

"If you were a bugar I would pick you first."

I'm just curious: is that what we in America call a "booger?"

 

[starvingcfi]

excuse me. is that a keg in your pants?...because i wanna tap that ass!

 

[ClassG]

Anyone ever tell you, you got a great set of legs?

I'd like to wrap them around my head and wear ya like a feedbag!

OOOHHH!! I got a million of 'em!

 

[crash-proof]

You can hook up using an online dating service.

Hey, it's worked for some...you just might find the right guy!


Having my first beer saturday nite....cheers.

 

[350DRIVER]

Typhoon,

You would be right, thanks for the correction


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[mar]

I'm going to hell in a handbasket...

...for this, but...

...they say church is a good place to find a good Christian girl.

But I don't care for either. Good or Christian, that is.

How about night school? Anybody mention night school yet?

Volunteer for a non-profit.

Join a peace group.

Go for a hike.

Just live your life actively and enthusiastically and with confidence and they'll just flock to you like moths to fire.

Happy hunting.

 

[SpiffAV8]

I have to agree with crash-proof. I did the on line dating thing after a divorce and it was CRAZY! It was the quickest way to get nookie I have found. I went on 11 dates in one week and had positive results with more than half. Give it a try.

My only suggestion is don't be braggin about the pilot thing. They will be more impressed with you being modest about it.

Happy Hunting!

 

[414Flyer]

Yes the internet certainly is a gold mine of nookie.

I would have no idea how many women I have met from online..But its been a lot.

 

[Jmmccutc]

i pulled all these together with the help of a few buddies...

hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? hopefully enough to break the ice...Hi my name's "your name"

let me buy you a drink, cause i bet after one more you'll talk to me...

Excuse me, have I fcked you yet?

Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?

Ask: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" (No.) Wink.

linky for many good lines