Old Girlfriend

[Sensei]

With so much negativity lately, I thought I'd share this with my fellow aviators.

I phoned up a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day, who happend to be a flight attendant. . We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't BELIEVE it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.

"Wow!" I said "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"

She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!

"Yeah," I said, "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying she thought tubby bald men were cute!

"Anyway", she said, "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!"

So I hung up.

 

[swaforme]

That was really funny. Definitely made me laugh.

Thanks.

 

[FLB717]

Sensi.

I don't think you will ask for many dates with our F/A's them will you? But on the bright side we have lots of skinny guys, if your into that, wait I can't ask that, and you shouldn't tell!

 

[crashpad]

Sensei, I hope there's a part II to the story. Life's been dull on this board for months.

 

[7B2]

Sensei, you might wanna PM those guys that are looking into a dating service online?
And make a few bucks?

Or is that......?

 

[b747dogg]

Hey, fat girls need loving too!!

Remember, go ugly early.

 

[asarjfo]

Hey, fat girls need loving too!!

Remember, go ugly early.

They don't get it as often, so they try harder when they finally do!

At least that what my friend told me.

 

[SoBeFlyer]

Formation Training

Students learning formation flying only need to remember three comms as wingman ...

1. "Two"
2. "Lead, you're on fire"
3. "I'll take the fat one"

 

[On Your Six]

Delta stews are all FAT AND OLD

I'll bet you she is a Delta or USAirways stew. Those women are all old and fat (no exceptions) - any good looking women were laid off long ago....

It's nice that Delta continues to employ all of their old, fat and expensive flight attendants. At least Song employs the nice, young and perky flight attendants willing to work for less money.

 

[B52GUNNER]

Lower your standards and increase your odds

 

[jobear]

I believe in the standard of none, I allways go for the uglies first.
I figure what the heck cut down on chase time and add up on sleep time

Jobear

 

[capt. megadeth]

That's funny....it's ok for you to be bald and heavier, but it's not ok for her to be....interesting. What would really be funny is if she actually only put on a "few" pounds literally and you blew it.

 

[EJApilot]

Just remember that a 2 at 10:00 is a 10 at 2:00

 

[mainah]

That's funny....it's ok for you to be bald and heavier, but it's not ok for her to be....interesting.

What's wrong with that? Sounds fair to me!

 

[Mooseflyer]

That's funny....it's ok for you to be bald and heavier, but it's not ok for her to be....interesting. What would really be funny is if she actually only put on a "few" pounds literally and you blew it.

Uh, it's a joke Capt M - wake up....

 

[pylut]

sharp as a marble that one

 

[dixieflyer]

Capt. Megadork,

Your a toolbox. I was a joke you dork. And a darn good one.

 

[SWA GUY]

Yeah...dat boy is as sharp as a double-egded meatball!!!

 

[Falconjet]

Capt Megadeth

That "dude" is a girl.

Maybe that is why she didn't get it or didn't think it was funny.

I for one thought it was pretty funny.

FJ

 

[grog_sit_reserv]

Granpappy used to say: "son, never pass up a piece of ass, cuz if'n you do, you'll always be one behind."

Sure do miss him.