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Odd ball haul. Very small, weird, or just worth talking about.

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Lear Wanna Be

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Ok freight dogs, lets hear it....what is the smallest, weirdest, or just something worth talking about that you have had in the back?

There was once a broker/operator that had a a section on their website called the "odd ball haul of the month". I remember they once had a 727 full of Barney the Dinosaur costumes going to or from central america.

For me, I showed up at 2:00 a.m. one morning in Northeast MI. I pulled up to the gate, close to where the truck was located. As I got out the guy said "hi" and mentioned the gate was locked. I was not very happy as it was too late/early to work hard loading and unloading. From under the drivers clipboard, he hands me a roll of something and says, "here ya go, please sign here and have a nice flight." Turned out to be a roll of stickers about the size of a roll of duct tape. The stickers were the ones they put on visors that say "caution airbag". Not sure how these were going to shut a line down. But if they were willing to pay the big bucks to get them to AL, then who am I to complain.

Coolest thing....Brian Urlacher #54, Chicago Bears. But as freight goes, prototype fuel tanks going straight to a Detroit area proving track. Close second, some gaskets to some Honda plant in Winchester, TN. Only because the plant opened its doors for the first time on Monday and I hauled in Tuesday early a.m. and was the first to bring freight to this particular plant.
 
Coming out of Guyana, we had some sloths, and some cat-sized animals that I think were capybaras. They smelled awful.

One time we carried the gravestone of VC Bird, presient of Antigua and the guy the airport is named after.
 
I'm not a freight guy (yet). But the weirdest crap I carry around all day is 50 animals complaining and moaning about the price of a ticket or how small the plane is they are getting on. Can't they use tranqualizers on live cargo to sedate it before it's boarded?
 
Smallest: one manilla envelope containing a gasket. Measured apprx. 1" x 2". Total weight, less than one ounce. Little Rock to Detroit in a Lear 24.
 
Had a box of bees once. Had a whole mess of boxes full of Barbie dolls going to some store because they sold out during their "Day after Thanksgiving Sale." Lots of shoulder pads, basketballs, and other odds and ends. Oh one time before I flew freight I picked up two rabbits...Flemish Giants I think is what they were. These were the biggest freakin' bunnies you'll ever see! We're talking "Night of the Lepus" big (if any of you have seen that movie), haha. Well, not that big. I think they said one was about 30 lbs, the other like 28 or so.
 
Let me see, was it the 50 tons of Donkey Kong games from KSEA to KDFW, or the White Ford Ranger to KMIA to MKJP, or perhaps it was the howler monkeys and macaws from TTPP to KJFK. It is so hard to decide. Then again it could be the corpses I flew around in my old piston single days!
 
Had an amputated diseased human leg on board on the way to the lab for diagnosis.

Sat up front in a Lear 35 four days a week for several months with 2000lbs of radioactive material right behind my back.

300lbs of frozen fish--smelled pretty bad.

umbillical cord blood

horse semen
 
Live pneumonia from BOG to MIA, being shipped to Paris, France. Draw your own conclusions.
 
Mason said:
horse semen

I was in a 135 recurrent class a few years ago, about 20 of us in there. Just a terribly boring class for us and the instructor, but we had to do it. We all just wanted to get through it all so we could knock off at a decent time and go catch part of happy hour, but we had one guy sitting up front asking the most inane, drawn out and pointless questions; he was killing us and everyone would groan when he'd raise his hand. Finally, near the end of the day we are going through the Hazmat section; we didn't even carry hazmat but we still had to cover it in our OpsSpecs. Naturally, this guy had a question about us having some exception to carrying "Bull Semen" and wanted to know "where would we carry it?"

Some quickwit from the back said, "In your mouth."
 

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