Nose Art for Nukes...

[tothelineplz]

Possible nose art on nukes destined for Sodam Insane's living room...

"you wanted 'em...you got 'em"

"use this only under close adult supervision"

anyone else have any ideas?

 

[chawbein]

"You can't read this because you have already been vaporized."

 

[PilotoHalcon]

"Horse shoes, hand grenades...."

"When you care to send the very best"

"reach out and touch someone"
j

 

[TXCAP4228]

"Eat Shiite." (I think Saddam is Sunni actually but I always thought that one was funny)

"We hope the 70 virgins are worth it."

"Exile would have been less painful."

 

[cessna_driver2]

"Let there be light"

 

[slide33]

"GAME OVER"

"If you can read this, you're Fuc%ed"

 

[tothelineplz]

"Excuse US as we dial down the middle"

 

[EagleRJ]

"FIRE IN THE HOLE!"

"Close your eyes, fast!"

 

[VNugget]

SPF 99999 recommended

 

[banned username 2]

DUCK & COVER! Awww Hëll, just bend over and kiss your ašš goodbye!

 

[46Driver]

I think I remember seeing a weather report along those lines:
Today in Baghdad: mostly cloudy and cool, calm winds with a strong chance of afternoon rain; tomorrow: sunny and BRIGHTTTT, a rather steep warming trend with gale force winds, uhhh, no humidity.... sunscreen recommended.

 

[rice]

Oldy but a Goody!!!!!!!!!

Remembered this from my time over there about 11 or so years ago. God I'm gettin old!!!!!

I'd Travel 8000 Miles To Smoke A Camel!

Rice

 

[Brother Francis]

An empty silo, a mushroom cloud...

...Now comes Miller Time

 

[LR25]

"You smell that.......you know, that smell.........nothing smells like that.........it smells like........victory.

 

[FL000]

"your a$$ is glass"

and some commercial slogans that fit the bill:

"When it rains, it pours."

"We'll leave a light on for you."

"When you care enough to send the very best."

"back by popular demand"

"would you like fries with that?"

"have it your way."

"Doing what we do best."

"The Greatest Show on Earth."

"Don't you just love being in control?" (British Gas)

"Head for the mountains."

"The first time is never the best." (Campari)

"Think globally, act locally."

 

[tothelineplz]

"Check Six..."

 

[PilotoHalcon]

Who said there was no humor in the military?
j

 

[exagony]

How 'bout
Payback is a bitch
or for all you peaceniks who keep forgetting the 3000+ dead at the WTC and the Pentagon
"We gave peace a chance, now its time to give nukes a chance"
or maybe a nuke with the WTC and the Pentagon painted on them with the saying of
"Wazzzzzuuuuup!"

 

[TXCAP4228]

I am surprised nobody thought of these before...



"Remember 9-11"



"For the 3000"

 

[Typhoon1244]

How 'bout a line from Total Recall: "Get ready for a surprise!"

I've always liked... "If you can read this, you are one lucky rag-head."

How about... "Courtesy of the pilots and flight attendants of United and American."

Or maybe just a simple... "Bend over."