Don't worry.. Soon they will realize just getting on the plane is a security issue and the new rules will read:
New procedures will start this coming winter to ensure the utmost safety for our nations commercial passenger system. These new procedures will likely cause small delays at the checkpoint so please plan accordingly. These new procedures are:
Passengers will no longer be allowed to carry on any bag whatsoever. This is to include carry-ons, laptops, purses, camera bags, etc...
Passengers will no longer be allowed to carry on books, magazines, literature, etc..
Passengers will no longer be allowed on the aircraft period..
Also, for further safety, all flight crews will undergo additional security measures. this is to include:
No fight crew will be allowed to carry on any bag, purse, overnight kit, flight kit, magazine etc..
No flight crew will be allowed to occupy the cockpit during flight. It has been proven in our security tests that flight crews can cause damage to the aircraft while occupying the pilot seats.
bleh bleh bleh,...just you wait