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[surplus1]

...also going to have to figure out what causes this and put a stop to it...

Congrats to you and the Mrs. Same production problem happened to my son. After very careful study it was determined that wading by the lake at night was the causal factor (tadpoles in the water).

Both boys are now in college. It's nice to be able to just tell them to go home, when I'm upset with their doings. Never had the chace to do that with my son. There are advantages to this age thing.

 

[avbug]

What causes babies? Are you kidding? It's a little late for that, isn't it?

Wind causes babies. A woman must be present, of course. Kissing girls on a day with no wind will prevent babies, as will failing to take a bath for two weeks, eating a lot of onions while smoking a rotten cheap cigar, or training to belch the alphabet.

Babies are also caused by the presence of copper in the house. Remove the copper, and you will have no more children. This means everything. Pennies, bracelets, and yes, even the jello moulds over the sink. All of it. No copper, no babies. It's that simple.

That much is obvious. If you don't know already, you should understand that high altitude flight, or the application of G loadings, causes girls. Everything else results in a boy. (Pull G's down low, and there's no telling what you'll get, but have an armed gaurd standing by in the delivery room just in case).

I see you indicated that five months ago your wife brought a boy out of the hangar. I must assume that the boy wasn't there when you went in. Therefore, steer clear of that hangar, do a more thorough preflight next time, and make sure you understand the clearance BEFORE you taxi. Fly safe.

 

[na265]

Congarts on the kids. I've got two healthy boys. Joshua is 2 1/2 yrs and Caleb is 6 mo's. It's hard sometimes being gone, but they sure help to keep you going when you're on the road. Family is the most important, be sure to always make it home!